Been a little while since I've posted anything.
Sheriff: All right now, boys. Y'all know who I am, and y'all know I ain't gonna take no shit from no one.
That bein' said, I ain't gonna ban ya from the saloon jus' yet. Have yerselves a good time. Jus' keep it peaceful and somewhat quiet an' we should all get along jus' fine.
Jus' keep this in yer heads if you can. I know what y'all done to the last sheriff.
Ya see, me an' ol' Handy go waaay back, an' he tol' me all about you an' what ya done to him. So, like I said, I know what ya done to Handy, and I know what to watch out for. If yer thinkin' a pullin' any of them stunts like that with me? Well hell. I think y'all know what the phrase 'Fuck around and find out' means, amIright?
Oh, and if yer afraid of ol' Charlie here? Heck, he ain't no threat to you boys. In fact, he's here for YOUR protection. Don't get me wrong, he'll step in if it looks like I'm gettin' my ass whooped, but he knows me an' my temper. I ain't one fer puttin' up with no one's stupidity, so you start actin' like a fool, yer gonna find out what it feels like to get a size four boot up yer sorry asses. Charlie here is jus' gonna make sure I don' go find a two by four ta knock the sense inta yer thick heads that yer daddy shoulda put there.
So go ahead an' have fun. Jus' be respectful of who's around ya, and we should be able to get along great.