HUGE BUG REPORT!!! "I'll have the pepperoni pizza with chips please." And no, for you grammar officiendos, it is not the lack of a comma between the words chips and please, but it is the CHIPS. Who has chips with pizza??? Nobody, that's who. Absolutely nobody. Anyone who tells you otherwise is either lying, deranged or... WAIT! Damn, I guess we Brits do have a long history of strange and replusive food; deep fried mars bars, and kebabs, and really dodgy saveloy sausages, and atrociously cheap pies that look funny, taste funny and settle badly. But pizza and chips. Tell me we have never stooped so low. Who does that???