- May 12, 2020
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GOLDEN>Be me
>Living on a shitty Orphanage, being threathned by the Owner called Bailey.
>Prick keeps demanding more money every week, barely can pay him
>"Rent is due" he says before beating me to a pulp if I don't pay him 1000
>Wtf i am barely a adult chill
>Decided to go swimming, get carried into open ocean by waves.
>Eh, suppose it's over now! but then a ship shows up to save me!
>It's fucking pirates, justmyfuckingluck.jpeg
>Staying on Ship for a while, not that bad, don't need to pay rent
>We on Ocean for awhile, until suddenly we get ship wrecked.
>FUuck i got separated from the crew.
>Been on island for a week by now, most people probrably think i am dead, but i am surviving here
>Explored some shit on the coast, till I see a ship coming to the island, salvation??? My body falls exhausted to the floor.
>I open my eyes...
>....it's fucking bailey again, now with a eyepatch and a parrot
>"Yaargh, rent is still due" he says before beating me up with a peg leg and taking my shit
>He leaves me on the island, states he will come back next week for 2000
>I fucking hate landlords.
Bailey is a fucking asshole but you gotta respect the grind and how he actually stops increasing the rent after a while, absolute greedy bastard but at least he is pragmatic enough to not completely screw over the merchandise.

This is how I imagine Bailey shows up everytime rent's due:
