CaptainBipto
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- Sep 20, 2018
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No. No ear secks for you.Just FYI, I'm "already" down to 5120.
Now I've caught eels in my moo moo. And frigging Harper tells me "As I thought, there's no danger. All you need to do is remove your gold chastity belt and the parasites should fall out."*grrr**hiss*
I can haz earslime pleaz? nyan nyan?
Lewdville is really no place for holidays
Even in a degenerate place, like Lewdville, one must have at least one orifice that remains virginal and until they introduce urethral sex (or consensual nasal penetrations), you must maintain the virginity of your ears!
But if you insist on being a complete degenerate, I have heard that somewhere in the Landfill there is some unknown circumstance where you might partake of said ear secks and be