They say you should call a doctor if you maintain an erection for 4 hours. I might say, you should go see a doctor; eating 100's of viagra pills the size of your head, in order to maintain an erection for a few seconds.
I really tried to give this game a try... but the controls are so crusty. The indicators are merely there to mock you, not help you.
Pressing the correct arrow keys at the indicated time will lead to death?
Why won't they simply let us restart the day, instead of having be send back to the main menu?
Here are a few tips.
There is about an entire second of delay before pressing jump and jumping. And around a 2-3 second delay before he can jump again... meaning you can't jump two obstacles in a "row".
Starting from Wednesday (300m'ish), you will suddenly die by invisible walls... at least that's what I thought for a while. It's (some) completely flat trash on the ground. Often obscured by terrain until it's too late. Like bananas or green goo. We are sadly still in easy street.
The crossroads is death. You are in a certain path and see pills on another path. Don't correct your course. Always go straight, as soon as you see a crossroad. Fix your pathing afterwards.
The dumpsters. Jump a little before the indicator shows up. Jumping at the indicated time will lead to him slamming himself dick first into the dumpster... maybe it's for the best he isn't breeding with anyone: See case file unprotected sex with old hooker in wheel barrel in completely trashed area.
The walls. Jump right after the indicator shows up. Juuuust when he is about to hit the wall, but not when he is about to hit the wall.
The metallic fence. I don't know about this one. I glide and hope for the best. It seems rather random whether he makes it. Sometimes he stops mid–glide for no reason.
If it wasn't for the complete ass controls, I would have tried to complete all the days. I just got more and more angry. There was no enjoyment for me in this game, other than to give it the middle finger after beating a day. The sex scenes... I barely noticed them.