Excessive_Perversion
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- Nov 13, 2017
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I forgot, does he know mc is fuckin Lady Hale?> I asked this dude to get me the flowers that will surely let me fuck lady hale (and told him what I need the flowers for)
> Dude never comes back.
> Dude is now fucking lady hale
> If only I wasn't an NPC I could put 1+1 together and figure out he gave it to her himself.
like, my dude, just because the NPC did not personally SEE you give her the flowers he asked you to get her does not mean he can't figure it out.
And that is even putting aside the fact that flowers don't just evaporate, they are kept in a jar with water for a few days. so he would have probably seen those flowers in said water jar later on.
As for the flower, he doesn't know where they are exactly and asked us (a person less knowledgeable with flora than him, a gardener) to find them, after which we told him we couldn't get the flowers, and I just assumed it's in her personal room where he isn't allowed anw.
It was already weird that Jack was mad at this random dude for not finding these flowers for him so he could get his booty call, and the only reason he would rat out the guy who just saved his LIFE, TWICE, provided that he doesn't know the MC is actively fuckin Lady Hale, is that he is an asshole who holds a grudge. Or the libido enhancing curse(?) of the island makes ppl behave their worst, judging from MC's behavior as of late.
I know it serves as a consequence to the MC becoming a horndog and thinking with his dick, and it's not even unbelievable that there are people who are that petty irl, I'm just astonished at the audacity and pettiness of this mf.
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