Do "horse dicks" turn you on?

[Rintal]

I did one poll recently. So please vote there if you haven't already.

This poll is about a strange trend among developers - giving the main character a very very very big penis. Sometimes it goes beyond all reasonable boundaries. And I don't understand it. Is there anyone here who enjoys watching huge dicks? Do they turn you on or what? Maybe the DEVs themselves will answer here why they add this absurdity to their games?

Anyway, the question is simple: Do you like it when the protagonist has a fire hose dangling between his legs instead of a penis?

 

[Deleted member 6588195]

After lurking in this forum for a while, I think all these poll makers' house must nuked and they start to make game instead asking bullshit questions.

 

[Glorified_ignorance]

After lurking in this forum for a while, I think all these poll makers' house must nuked and they start to make game instead asking bullshit questions.

It's genuine question, topic quite popular among animations. Don't shove off people asking for feedback right away. Imagine if you were in hes shoes. And got bitch slapped instead. How would that felt?

It's really dat simple, don't like what you are being asked, ignore. Simple.

Hes simply asking Do "horse dicks" turn you on?

Yes/ no or ignore simple.

 

[Rintal]

After lurking in this forum for a while, I think all these poll makers' house must nuked and they start to make game instead asking bullshit questions.

No u! Go make a game!

It's genuine question, topic quite popular among animations. Don't shove off people asking for feedback right away. Imagine if you were in hes shoes. And got bitch slapped instead. How would that felt?

It's really dat simple, don't like what you are being asked, ignore. Simple.

Hes simply asking Do "horse dicks" turn you on?

Yes/ no or ignore simple.

That's fine bro. I'm not easily offended. I spent many years on the rus imageboard. Like 4chan but worse.

 

[Glorified_ignorance]

That's fine bro. I'm not easily offended. I spent many years on the rus imageboard. Like 4chan but worse.

Let me add up to my previous comment, sometimes its sexy to see bulging belly of a girl when shes being ripped apart with monstrosity's. But sometimes its misplaced, depends on game I suppose. It fits on minotaurs, but not on some unbuffed nerds.

You should add third option "maybe"

Tho I picked "no". Cuz most of times as you got curious they are everywhere and mostly misplaced. Unless you are referring to futa stuff. Which is pretty much norm there. Girls need/has to lick their own dicks you know

If pretty much same thing if you asked about deformed butts and tits for a size.

 

[Rintal]

Let me add up to my previous comment, sometimes its sexy to see bulging belly of a girl when shes being ripped apart with monstrosity's.

Yes, but this has nothing to do with abnormal dicks, since only few DEVs is trying to show this bulge, and in reality, a slightly larger than average penis is quite enough for it to appear. In most games, these baseball bats simply dissolve into the depths of womanhood, without any trace or consequences for the woman.

 

[Kamishirov]

I don't like any oversized human body parts, massive tits, huge bellies, (not pregnant) Yaoi hands, 3 seat on the aeroplane asses, horse dicks.

I prefer the average and "realism". Not Californian ex-porn star crack addict living under a bridge or American girl in college realism though. Cute virgin Japanese schoolgirl realism please.

 

[Lerd0]

And got bitch slapped instead. How would that felt?

..good......might cum from it....

 

[Glorified_ignorance]

..good......might cum from it....
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(head pats gently)

 

[Pulse_Xenov]

Nope, but do get turned on if a hentai chick gets railed by it

 

[Lerd0]

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[baneini]

Imagine what happens when a large object is inserted in the vaginal canal.
Rip & tear. Blood & guts. Intense screaming followed by eventual silence. Not very arousing to me.



Then once you're done goring a woman to death imagine having to live with said gorer 24/7. Can't wear normal pants. Sit down and theres several kg of lumpy flesh just being there causing issues. What are you even meant to do when your children jump on your lap and start grinding on your flesh mound?
Mcdonalds would be hesistant to hire you with the groin issue. Even walking around would be problematic. Police would regularly be called for your obnoxious behavior in public.

Ofc that is silly, in porn the cock disappears into the ether when they put on pants, womens bodies are hollow and made out of rubber, pelvic bone doesnt exist, anus is infinitely stretching sterile self lubricating sex organ etc.
I don't know why the porn devs themselves don't consider anatomy, physics, gravity, poses human beings might actually do coitus with but its the way things are sometimes. Maybe being a porn creator naturally filters out dumb people who are bad at compartmentalizing.

 

[Living In A Lewd World]

The "big" dick is a porn trope and a story telling device. It is a simple and quite overused porn-logic means to explain, why the girls even like to fuck the MC. Even more oversized horsedicks like in Cockham Superheroes drag this just into the hilarious (same to the babyface of the MC in the same game). So it is rather a device for creating sillyness than for creating sexual tension. For me it can be interesting if the Dev makes good use of this quite huge (story telling) "device".

 

[Pulse_Xenov]

Imagine what happens when a large object is inserted in the vaginal canal.
Rip & tear. Blood & guts. Intense screaming followed by eventual silence. Not very arousing to me.

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Then once you're done goring a woman to death imagine having to live with said gorer 24/7. Can't wear normal pants. Sit down and theres several kg of lumpy flesh just being there causing issues. What are you even meant to do when your children jump on your lap and start grinding on your flesh mound?
Mcdonalds would be hesistant to hire you with the groin issue. Even walking around would be problematic. Police would regularly be called for your obnoxious behavior in public.

Ofc that is silly, in porn the cock disappears into the ether when they put on pants, womens bodies are hollow and made out of rubber, pelvic bone doesnt exist, anus is infinitely stretching sterile self lubricating sex organ etc.
I don't know why the porn devs themselves don't consider anatomy, physics, gravity, poses human beings might actually do coitus with but its the way things are sometimes. Maybe being a porn creator naturally filters out dumb people who are bad at compartmentalizing.

"I don't know why the porn devs themselves don't consider anatomy, physics, gravity, poses human beings might actually do"
Porn devs do consider but why would they though?

 

[CaptainBipto]

Anyway, the question is simple: Do you like it when the protagonist has a fire hose dangling between his legs instead of a penis?

Not really.

Characters with big dicks is fine. Characters with average dicks is fine. But the hyper cocks that people seem to like putting on characters is just a bit retarded to me. Yeah, I know, mega dicks mean super studly studs that gets all the womans, but, gee, show some self control.

The only thing I think of these days when I see a scene of some dude shoving a half meter of cock into some slut in 1 shot, bulging her body all the way up between her tits, is 'Yeah, she just died.'
Having said that, there are times where it is amusing and even entertaining to see some horse cocked character running around, but it just seems like every game has to have these over sized schlongs and it's just boring any more.

 

[anne O'nymous]

Imagine what happens when a large object is inserted in the vaginal canal.

From what end of the canal ?

Then once you're done goring a woman to death [...]

Reason why one must be cautious before impregnating a woman, she can only birth once before dying.


Horse sized dick would not be comfortable, and would do some damages if forced inside, but there's a limits in what people can believe. What can goes one way, can also goes the other way, and so far I haven't seen a game with a baby sized dick...

 

[Satori6]

Massive penises only work for me if the game or scene is focused on extreme sadism, and even then, it works much better when it's from a monster/non-human, as ironically enough, that feels more realistic.
The scene in Holy Knight Ricca is a good example.

Other than that, I find oversized body parts mostly silly, and often a turnoff.

 

[VegitoHlove]

 

[woody554]

no dicks turn me on.

but if you're asking what's the size limit after which cocks start making scenes less viscerally hot, it's after around 30-35cm. so, a huuuge one in real world terms but about half of what the big ones in games are. when it gets too big the brain just stops recognizing it as dick and it's more like a prop than a dick after that. it just loses the impact it has.

like if you have a scene where the kink revolves around it being wrong that the mom or a daughter is welcoming the dick of son/father, the effect is diminished when it looks less than realistic. it distances you from the forbidden act rather than emphasizes it.

but, there's an audience for those ridiculous dicks as well, and I guess the devs belong in that group so it's not like any polling or kink shaming is gonna make them change it.

 

[viology]

no