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Axis3123

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Apr 1, 2020
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Wow, I am left bewildered at these projects, they're so bad lmao. At least they barely have any content, so I don't have to point too many fingers at the pile of refuse for too long. There's just always something off; if it's not the music, it's the "gameplay", and if it's not the filesize, it's the models. That Tails Doll game has some SFM/GMOD vibes just from the models alone, deadpan eyes and all. The Umbreon game has even worse models with god-awful bloom effects. They didn't even get the movement right, and all you do there is take 6 steps, and sex happens.

Best of wishes to the dev, but yeesh. People pay for this stuff?
 

E4gyWanking

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Jul 24, 2023
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Wow, I am left bewildered at these projects, they're so bad lmao. At least they barely have any content, so I don't have to point too many fingers at the pile of refuse for too long. There's just always something off; if it's not the music, it's the "gameplay", and if it's not the filesize, it's the models. That Tails Doll game has some SFM/GMOD vibes just from the models alone, deadpan eyes and all. The Umbreon game has even worse models with god-awful bloom effects. They didn't even get the movement right, and all you do there is take 6 steps, and sex happens.

Best of wishes to the dev, but yeesh. People pay for this stuff?
you take that last one back :mad:
 
Oct 3, 2019
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Wow, I am left bewildered at these projects, they're so bad lmao. At least they barely have any content, so I don't have to point too many fingers at the pile of refuse for too long. There's just always something off; if it's not the music, it's the "gameplay", and if it's not the filesize, it's the models. That Tails Doll game has some SFM/GMOD vibes just from the models alone, deadpan eyes and all. The Umbreon game has even worse models with god-awful bloom effects. They didn't even get the movement right, and all you do there is take 6 steps, and sex happens.

Best of wishes to the dev, but yeesh. People pay for this stuff?
to that last bit who wouldn't want to buy a game that say's this on the patreon when the thing is a porn game. 1720532706398.png
 
Oct 3, 2019
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A battle royale mode? On a fuckin' porn game?? Awooooga! lemme spend my smackerinos on this wonderful piece of software! SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!!!

Now this is some Rack 2 levels of dumb.

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Well, it's a big maybe, but at least it'll be free?
when someone is dumb enough to try something as dumb as a battle royale for a porn game you never know what they are going to make or do with what they have is that not intriguing or am I dumb?
 
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E4gyWanking

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when someone is dumb enough to try something as dumb as a battle royale for a porn game you never know what they are going to make or do with what they have is that not intriguing or am I dumb?
as a god awful game dev myself i can agree that this "new mode" will have 2 players / 1 year at max. maybe in an ironic shitpost nonporn game that would somewhat work for the funny but in a porn game especially where you only 3-combo button mash? porn games are not designed to have (online) multiplayer in mind since the concept of god damn jackin off is you being alone in your room
 

Arrikonait

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Freaking pink walls everywhere in Freddys Tales Backrooms Survival makes it impossible to play ... game looks good, but I rate it 2 out of 5 ...
 

Axis3123

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Apr 1, 2020
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when someone is dumb enough to try something as dumb as a battle royale for a porn game you never know what they are going to make or do with what they have is that not intriguing or am I dumb?
Yeah, it's intriguing. Not exciting, mind breaking or revolutionary, but in equal parts silly. Makes you wonder what the hell can they pull off with whatever preexisting product they have.
 

Tinker201

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Apr 22, 2019
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Jolteon X Umbreon looks hot, but i wish it had camera controls. And if the Chromatic Abberation could be toggled off, that would be great.
 

DoomBlackDragon

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Jan 6, 2022
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Is there a way to get this in windowed mode? The game keeps opening on my third monitor and I want it on my first. I can not move it and no idea what to do.
 

Veynatus

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Game Developer
Jul 16, 2019
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Funny how I can find more critiques of my games on F95 than from people who ACTUALLY test my games hahaha
(btw thanks for all the info!) ;)
 
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