Captain's Log, Day 5 of Gumdrops being late on his (what is it? Eighth promise?)
Crew are growing restless over the fabled promised update. Once again, the Gumdrops Void has released it's Ghostly echo of 'SooOooN' and 'SePtEmBeR 10tH!' To which we remain lost, hopelessly adrift with no recourse, no one to address or speak to. The update past by, obviously, with no reply, no answers, just the usually word-play semantics of '
Hmm oh gee well, I think we might just over-step that deadline like but, I dunno when it'll be really'.
The fabled man himself is ever the illusive one, we've plotted a course to try find Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny and have found more luck in our endeavors. Turns out both of them also don't know where Gumdrops is, though Santa said something about a Penthouse suite and a mysterious order of 40 bottles of Patron funded champagne and a hooker named Cheryl.
Apparently, only now has it occurred to some of his subs that 'something might just be rotten in the state of Denmark'....In the words of George Carlin, "These are the kind of people who buy homes next to Volcanoes and wonder why there's larva on the living room floor."
Even JoshuaGumTree has given up, he took his small freight ship and fucked off back to Quad Space 9's bar district, I mean, what the fuck more can even be said when your free legal defense lawyer says 'fuck this I'm out.'
Don't worry though, to guide us through these perilous times, I know just the people to help us make sense of the madness.
Kommandant Abby and DemonOrigin are here to guide you on the 'correct' path if you fancy like braving, I mean,
being welcomed into the Discord. Don't you worry, these experienced connoisseurs are there day and night to make sure you know this definitely, 100% is legit, and no in way is it (*cough* at very best, if you truly felt like mustering up some 'defense' for this game, you could say it only 'Borders' at being a scam at this point, I guess *cough*) a scam, Yes, you'll learn what to think, what to feel, and don't you worry, as long as you remember the GOLDEN RULES!
1.) Always trust Gumdrops.
2.) Gumdrops is always right.
3.) Criticism is only within the framework of what Gumdrops says is right.
You will fit in justtttttttt fine at Silent Hill.
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Alright look, there's nothing to talk about, I'm bewildered that he's somehow managed to miss even this deadline. It's extraordinary levels of bad-timing, mismanagement etc etc.
I'm not going to lie, I've had deadlines fall through,
and it's soul crushing...
I wish I could peak behind the curtain to see what's going on, I picture the development being kinda like that scene in 'Blazing Saddles' where rather than build a whole town, they just build up front props of the buildings and make it
look like they have a Town.
...Oh yeah, and he's got an animator named fatcat...Woo...Developments sped up so much since their arrival on the scene, yay.
P.s I didn't want to write this Log, I wanted to actually talk about the freakin' game, that's why I delayed and gave this brief extension in the hopes he'd finally make it.
But he just
couldn't, fucking, handle, it.
This is your Captain,
slamming his head into the fucking steering wheel once again.
