In the latest version available here, I was able to avoid the M/F scenes. None of them were mandatory.
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Alan Wake is an insane franchise to make a porn parody about. Call me autistic but if major elements (the clicker / FBC / Tom Zane / the Old Gods of Asgard / Saga / etc.) aren't also parodied, then what is the point? For example, put a parody of Ahti in there and do the whole poster on the door reveal when they are introduced. This game should be esoteric as hell!
That doesn't seem like the case though. The screenshots don't imply any iconic characters and the "town sheriff who turns out to be a secret fan" described in the synopsis should have been a Rose parody, not Sarah/Tim Breaker.
If this game wasn't abandoned, I would be keen to check it out.
That doesn't seem like the case though. The screenshots don't imply any iconic characters and the "town sheriff who turns out to be a secret fan" described in the synopsis should have been a Rose parody, not Sarah/Tim Breaker.
If this game wasn't abandoned, I would be keen to check it out.
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Okay, inspired by this game, here are some ideas I would have used. I'm not saying the game is bad because it didn't use these ideas. This is just my interpretation of an Alan Wake porn parody.
- Alan (genderbent). She is a famous erotica writer. She is really good at writing about sex, but is actually repressed in person. She has to come face to face with her intense sexual fantasies when her story comes true in Bright Falls.
- Dark Presence. Represents the dark parts of sex (non-consent/adultery/etc.). It seeks to twist the story to corrupt Bright Falls and corrode it into a wasteland of debauchery. The Taken attempt to sexual assault people and have to be fought off, but they can be cured.
- The Andersons (genderbent). They are hot GILF rockgod sisters, named something like Frigg and Freya (female Norse gods connected to fertility (I did two seconds of Googling, forgive me for generalizing or getting that wrong)). They have the power to devolve a roaring crowd into a writhing orgy.
- Cynthia Weaver. Has the title “Lady of the Night”. She is the Madame of a sex club which she uses to maintain the positive sexual energy of Bright Falls to fend off the Dark Presence.
- Ahti (genderbent). A sexy maid. Posters of her are pinups.
- Night Springs. It is just straight up porn
- The Clicker. A glowing vibrating dildo gifted to [Alan] by her (ex)wife. Object of Power that can immunise people to the Dark Presence and cure Taken
- Saga (genderbent). FBI agent tracking down [Alan] for... a narrative related reason. He has the ability to easily interpret someone's level of arousal, secret fetishes, and sexual history.
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Not one tag or genre description ever said this game was going to do gender bending... and yet you barge in with your recommendation for the game to get woke and go broke.
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Damn, nobody tell these jokers what kind of character this "Ellen Vague" is. 
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It's pretty vague....Damn, nobody tell these jokers what kind of character this "Ellen Vague" is.
I'll see myself out now....
Bruh, this game incredibly obviously does genderbending. And you clearly didn't read my disclaimer.
I like women. If I made a porn parody I would change significant characters to be women to be more appealing to me. Sue me. I could still appreciate a parody if characters were true to their original counterparts, like Tor and Odin being old men, but I would want the parody to also reflect their significance and roles in that original story.I wonder what fetish Igloo likes.
I am just a big Alan Wake fan.
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It was a joke; you don't need to explain anything. That said, based on your list, no: you like genderbending, not just "women" — even if it's just guys into girls or w/e. That was the point of my joke. Probably the majority (but not all, obviously) of folks on this site "like women". I wouldn't have said anything if you only "like women". Genderbending is more than just what you're saying now. But I'm not going to go any further into a discussion on something that was meant as a passing joke.
Don't expect braincells here in the dark presence.
But also yeah, you already put way more effort into thinking about the story/characters than the game (so far).
Regarding Freya/Frigg, they're the same person if 2018's God Of War is to be believed. Frigg is what Odin called her lovingly.
Seems to me it's just a Lesbian game, I never got any Idea it's about Gender bending.
My guy, Ellen Vague is LITERALLY the genderbent version of Alan Wake.
That's all that Igloo dude has been saying all along, at this point some of you are purposefully dense lmao.
Alen wake? Not sure what that is?
F95 only says this is a Lesbian game, Female protagonist.
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