- Apr 16, 2017
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If you having problems, I feel bad for you, son.
I got 99 problems, Gertrude's just not one.
I got 99 problems, Gertrude's just not one.
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- Jun 14, 2020
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I was about to take you seriously until you wrote this:
Dude, UoP is a shitty game because of exactly that. I admit that I really enjoyed playing this game and for a while I walked around here with a Roxy avatar and also advertised the game in my signature. But UoP is now just a pile of shit. Since version 0.9.5 at the latest, things have been going downhill. There is no story anymore and the creator is only interested in bringing out lewd scenes, as you can see from his update preview reports on Patreon. He only lists which girls he is currently working on a scene for and lets you vote on which girls should also have a scene in the next update. All this crap makes no sense anymore. It's not worth more than a two-star rating. One for the graphics, one for existing.
It doesn't do you any favors to compare a pure fuck game with a masterpiece of the AVN genre like Eternum. Eternum is supposed to be fun. First and foremost through lots of humor and characters that have their own weird charm. The lewd content comes as a bonus. It is a game for an adult audience. UoP, on the other hand, is clearly aimed at pubescent virgins who haven't yet discovered that there are better ways to get a wank on the Internet.
- Nov 11, 2022
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I wrote about this before: I think the optimal way would be to ride that running joke a bit longer and then have her do something really amazing at some point to get the group out of a really tight spot where everybody else thinks that they are screwed.
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I wish the next time the gang needs to go on an important combat mission or quest then instead of planning so much and expending sooo many resources they just send in our Elven princess she'll literally NUKE and vaporize everyone and everything in the server lmaooo..
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I wish the next time the gang needs to go on an important combat mission or quest then instead of planning so much and expending sooo many resources they just send in our Elven princess she'll literally NUKE and vaporize everyone and everything in the server lmaooo..
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- May 21, 2017
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...Didn't she go to war BECAUSE she got interrupted from having the best sex she was ever gonna have?
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I mean she still have the option to not go to the war, It's her first time playing Eternum why would she care if they are getting nuked I mean you they could die (in game) but IIRC Orion is around lvl 2 or 4 and Nancy is LVL 1 and Orion Didn't have any Gems of Dooms soo......Didn't she go to war BECAUSE she got interrupted from having the best sex she was ever gonna have?
- Sep 26, 2020
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Another user added to my ignore list. Weak attempt at trolling. Or, if sincere, offers evidence that they can't count or were so oblivious while playing that they somehow missed the two full sex scenes with main characters – Nancy in the elevator and Alex at her apartment – both of which take place outside Eternum*, and the multiple other hot scenes with main characters which I know some people will dismiss, say they don't count because only fucking counts, but they do. Adding up all of these, I believe we have twelve events so far. Fourteen if you count Maat and Eva.
* Not that this matters one bit. Scenes in Eternum are not the same as dream sex. Dream sex is a cheap and lazy way to add hot content before the story is ready for real content. But when you're in a virtual environment which 100% mimics the outside world down to the tiniest sensation, when the experience is indistinguishable from one which happens in the outside world and both participants are actively involved instead of one being a figment of the other's imagination, well we can get very philosophical here, but the simple fact is that it is fair to treat these experiences the same as if they happened outside Eternum.
(let's not further complicate things with speculation that Eternum may not be a simulation)
As for Nancy and Orion being interrupted in Eternum...
* Not that this matters one bit. Scenes in Eternum are not the same as dream sex. Dream sex is a cheap and lazy way to add hot content before the story is ready for real content. But when you're in a virtual environment which 100% mimics the outside world down to the tiniest sensation, when the experience is indistinguishable from one which happens in the outside world and both participants are actively involved instead of one being a figment of the other's imagination, well we can get very philosophical here, but the simple fact is that it is fair to treat these experiences the same as if they happened outside Eternum.
(let's not further complicate things with speculation that Eternum may not be a simulation)
As for Nancy and Orion being interrupted in Eternum...
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I also doesn't think it makes sense to distinguish between sex IRL and sex in Eternum, for the reasons above. The entire premise of the game is that entering Eternum doesn't diminish the senses at all, and that the experience is just as real as real life.
If anything, Orions sexual experiences while drunk (Penny at the party) or while sleep-deprived (elevator with Nancy) is in a sense less real than the other scenes.
If anything, Orions sexual experiences while drunk (Penny at the party) or while sleep-deprived (elevator with Nancy) is in a sense less real than the other scenes.
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There are so many scenes that I had to edit my post multiple times as I remembered more.
This is my count of scenes involving main characters:
Am I missing any?
This is my count of scenes involving main characters:
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- May 21, 2017
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Nancy 1 (Getting her snatch eaten and almost having sex)
Nova .5 (Dry humping at the Collector mansion)
- Sep 26, 2020
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IMO it's her Mom-mode basically taking over. We've already seen her doing it back in 0.1 with her kids, so...I mean she still have the option to not go to the war, It's her first time playing Eternum why would she care if they are getting nuked I mean you they could die (in game) but IIRC Orion is around lvl 2 or 4 and Nancy is LVL 1 and Orion Didn't have any Gems of Dooms soo...
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Me: It's fine, Cari. You should take a break every once in a while. We can wait...
(Seriously though, have a rest you goober, you've earned it)
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could you give me some context of what the joke is in this situation, I think when I play this scene I don't find it funny.View attachment 3213424
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I swear guys i almost fell down my chair laughing during this entire scene it was fuckin hilarious..these two are crazy insane and sooo fuckin funny i wish Luna summons them and their brother Triangle Head again in the upcoming update lmao..
Now I want a Mr Bean/Eternum crossover. Where Orion keeps giving the middle finger to everyone.
Relevant profile picture. Probably you were sleeping when playing after all.