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Unless some kind and benevolent soul from the higher tier share it, you can only find it by subscribing to those tier yourself.
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- Dec 23, 2018
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Hope this is a joke. Otherwise how ironic someone saying "too slow" while supporting Magic Nuts that released just one update in the entire year.
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He's a tentacle guy - they're just not right.
Guys stop talking shit about Chang's lady. Micaela is a really nice young woman, and you will treat her with respect.
One day father and son shall be reunited. All wounds will heal, all crimes forgiven, all blood restored.
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"Reality", worst game ever. Thumbs down, 0/10.Who's to say Eternum isn't reality and "reality" isn't the game?
The grind is absurd, every game day is the same as the previous. The devs keep saying the late game rewards justify the grind, but by the time you reach the endgame you don't enjoy them anymore. Some starting classes are ridicolously OP, the game is absolutely unbalanced.
Yes, the graphics and sfx are outstanding but that's it. Not recommended.
- May 21, 2017
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You forget that it also has Pay2Win mechanics and has permadeath (which kinda sucks tbh). Immersion lovers will probably appreciate it though...if they can get past the steep learning curve.
- Dec 27, 2017
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Typical casual player noobs...
It ain't Pay2Win if you can make actual cash ingame, plus what other game do you know that legally lets you pimp your whores?
Plus, stop spreading that 'permadeath' bullshit. You only lose your equipment & levels, you still get to keep your actual ingame experiences. And don't get me started about teens dying in real, after trying to rape their friends. The brats probably just lost their dive gear, when their parents found out.
It's fake news.
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But it has sandbox and so many endings! The other day I also had to press dodge a slap in QTE. I was so close to getting it right but I failed at the last button.
- May 21, 2017
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We're talking about Reality as a bad game and not Eternum tho...tho as far as being a game is concerned Eternum itself has a lot of problems that I can see:
-No tutorial. You get a briefing from Idriel about the rules and the contest. That's pretty much it. So unless you have a friend who can guide you with the basics, a solo blind jump into the game is probably not recommended unless you're the kind of person who learns quick on their feet
Then again, no tutorial is fine so long as there are pop-ups explaining shit. Except there are none because...
-UI is completely non-existent. I mean, you can make the argument that it's immersive that way but...come on, even minimalist games have some sort of UI or HUD. Having no UI is just flat out lazy IMO
-No way of being able to modify physical appearance (save for clothing, makeup, and hairstyle) unless you do so IRL
-Levels do nothing except act as a sort of reputation/prestige system, and you lose that reputation/prestige whenever you die
-Build variety is limited due to IRL physical stats affecting in-game stats like Strength, Speed, and Dexterity. So if I want to play as a tank I can't do it because I'm basically a stick figure and I need to hit the gym if I want to do so. Thrilling
-Logging out is a chore, almost as bad as FF14 1.0
-Some NPC appearances are (possibly) modeled after dead people, which could cause psychological stress to the user. Like, why is this even a thing? This is basically a lawsuit waiting to happen
-Item security is bad...like, really really bad. The fact that your items can get stolen by players even if you pay top-notch security shouldn't be a thing. We should've left that shit back in Everquest and Lineage I. Totally unnecessary feature IMO and should be disabled in casual servers
-No built-in automatic report system to call admin/GMs in case you witness something illegal that's happening. Instead, you'll just have to sit tight and hope that the system is able to flag said activity and quickly send the Praetorians to clean house. Works well if the system is able to flag that activity quickly...but then someone got the bright idea of making Praetorians killable when they shouldn't since they're the ones enforcing the rules. Totally bad design that's just begging for abuse if you have the tools like, say, a Weapon of Atlas or something of similar caliber
I could go on, but those are just at the top of my head at the moment...
(And yes, I know there are probably story reasons as to why the issues regarding Eternum exist. However, as an actual MMORPG, the issues are the kind of stuff that gamers will likely complain about on the internet if Eternum was actually a real thing lol)
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So most of the girls have at least one lewd scene already except Luna. Do you guys think it will happen anytime soon? Maybe at the day of the dead?
I know technically there is no lewd scene with Penelope either, but we did get to see her naked irl but with Luna only an illusion.
I know technically there is no lewd scene with Penelope either, but we did get to see her naked irl but with Luna only an illusion.
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And that's all for today's installment of "Existential Crisis".
Now, back to our regularly scheduled mundane monotony, presented to you in living color.
- Jul 5, 2021
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No tutorial? Wasn't Penelope doing extensive research about the game and its play before logging in for the first time? Of course, yeah, that isn't an "in-game", but, still...
I just started playing this game yesterday and love most of the aspects of the game (the unique premise, renders, comedy etc.), but I am starting to hate the useless MC who is getting stupider as the game progresses. I feel like the the story is rushed without giving enough time for character building and progression! Who in their right mind goes to a pvp server without any weapons or armor at lvl 0 and expects to keep a legendary item that he stupidly carries. For the sake of story and exposition the MC keeps doing stupid things and asking dumb questions. I guess this would be a way for the dev to add more tags as the brainless MC keeps getting into these situations where he can just spout bullsh*t but can't do sh*t.
It would have been nice to unravel the world of Eternum slowly as the MC learns about it, but noooo! lets skip that and we'll go straight to collecting the stones with 0 lvl, 0 weapon, 0 armor and hope that the brainless excuse for an MC can protect the stones, his friends and family. I wouldn't have minded this if he atleast learnt from this and decided to do something about it, but ofc not our MC has to always go dick first into these situations and forget about them after getting royally fcked, so lets rinse and repeat them till all the tags are included in the game. At this point I am rooting more for Thanatos.
Also, the amount of nonsense he spouts/thinks is also absurd and frustrating, the major plot points are ignored in favor of bs* comedy which feels cheap after the initial few times. What happened to the 1st phonebooth call? whats the point of the dreams if there are no followups? ofc who cares about them! lets forget that and instead see where the dick leads me. This also leads to inconsistency in characters as they keep doing out of character things to accommodate the lame comedy and rushed story. Which would be ok if it had lots of sex. But, it tries to do all and fulfill nothing.
I don't expect much from games on this site and I don't play them for great story, but I had enjoyed the beginning of the game and was expecting more from it, so it's frustrating to see it go downhill so fast. Maybe I am in a minority who feels this way. But, I do hope the 2nd half(which I am about to play) gets better.
It would have been nice to unravel the world of Eternum slowly as the MC learns about it, but noooo! lets skip that and we'll go straight to collecting the stones with 0 lvl, 0 weapon, 0 armor and hope that the brainless excuse for an MC can protect the stones, his friends and family. I wouldn't have minded this if he atleast learnt from this and decided to do something about it, but ofc not our MC has to always go dick first into these situations and forget about them after getting royally fcked, so lets rinse and repeat them till all the tags are included in the game. At this point I am rooting more for Thanatos.
Also, the amount of nonsense he spouts/thinks is also absurd and frustrating, the major plot points are ignored in favor of bs* comedy which feels cheap after the initial few times. What happened to the 1st phonebooth call? whats the point of the dreams if there are no followups? ofc who cares about them! lets forget that and instead see where the dick leads me. This also leads to inconsistency in characters as they keep doing out of character things to accommodate the lame comedy and rushed story. Which would be ok if it had lots of sex. But, it tries to do all and fulfill nothing.
I don't expect much from games on this site and I don't play them for great story, but I had enjoyed the beginning of the game and was expecting more from it, so it's frustrating to see it go downhill so fast. Maybe I am in a minority who feels this way. But, I do hope the 2nd half(which I am about to play) gets better.