Takkatakka

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*eye twitches*

The more I hear about this, the more I know what I gotta do...

Not sure why I come up with that now, but have you ever thought about how weird it is that so many wrestlers need neck fusion surgery before they even 40 years old? I wonder what is up with that...

/imagines Cari cackling in glee ala Kefka while " " plays in the background as he starts putting the pieces together for the dreaded 0.8 cliffhanger

...like I said, very concerning.
I still think this is pretty much the unofficial Eternum anthem:

 
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since we only have a few screen shots I don't think there is much ground here to come up with any feasible theory for what exactly is going on in that one screen as of now.
Ok, but then again, who in this thread was ever really stopped by that? Certainly not Dorfnutter :LUL:
Now, what about the theory that some activity with Penny is started by her going horny after vampire bite to the boobies? Is she hunting down Orion in that picture? The plot thickens...
 
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Dorfnutter

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Ok, but then again, who in this thread was ever really stopped by that? Certainly not Dorfnutter :LUL:
At this point I don't even give much of a fuck if I'm proven right or wrong since Cari seems to like throwing curveballs every now and then (i.e. William actually aware of the true state of Eternum, The entirety of Caly's backstory, the upcoming sidetrip in Ekabar). All I know is that I started theorycrafting to pass the time and as means to cope with the wait for the next update, and I'm gonna continue doing that until the final credits of Eternum finishes rolling...

...to which I'll prolly start theorycrafting again when Cari's next game comes out and the cycle repeats all over again. Dx

(That's not to say I'll stop calling out people if their theories contradict current evidence. I mean, there's headcanoning, and then there's just blatant ignorance of established stuff or word of god, and I frankly can't abide by the latter)
 
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At this point I don't even give much of a fuck if I'm proven right or wrong [...] All I know is that I started theorycrafting to pass the time [...]
Well, it shouldn't be about right or wrong. As you said we just pass time with a game we really like. In my opinion it's not relevant some stray thought/theory turns out true or not. It's the fun along the way that matters. And boi, is there a lot of fun to be had with theorycrafting to Caribdis' games :KEK:
 

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I still think this is pretty much the unofficial Eternum anthem:

I always thought this one hit:


Especially with the new update. And we got One Piece? Oh, you know I got some theme songs for that one...
 
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Ungawa

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Well, it shouldn't be about right or wrong. As you said we just pass time with a game we really like. In my opinion it's not relevant some stray thought/theory turns out true or not. It's the fun along the way that matters. And boi, is there a lot of fun to be had with theorycrafting to Caribdis' games :KEK:
Oh there's also fun by just simply asking a "what if" and seeing what comes up...

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Not sure why I come up with that now, but have you ever thought about how weird it is that so many wrestlers need neck fusion surgery before they even 40 years old? I wonder what is up with that...
Real talk, the moves they were doing inside and outside the WWE were really unsafe such as the vert spine buster and other moves that jiggle your backbones something fierce. You're on the road a lot, you work out and hit hard each night then gotta cut a promo. The life is hard, yo.

And if you go to Japan with New Japan Pro Wrestling, they are even FIERCER and while they can put on some great matches, some of the matches they do for the high stakes can be costly.

I honestly really wish there were more technical matches with holds and submissions over high impact moves as a change of pace but if you want some wrestling knah-ledge, I could write this up for HOURS. So I'll digress by saying it's getting safer since there's more options (All Elite Wrestling and other territories) so people can find a LOT of different options and move around to recharge their bodies.
 

Kiss_69

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I DON LIKE IT I'M SCARED
NOOOOOOOOOOO HELP
Jokes aside how "Horror" is this gonna be? like from scale of 1 to 10
cause even though I like me horror but Idk how I would feel about it when I want to have a boner not the opposit way around
Maybe a 7 or an 8? His storytelling's pretty good and certain scenes have been legit creepy!
 

1tomadeira

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I was thinking the same thing. Although there might not be a reason for her to suspect that Orion is not Orion in this context. Granted, we don't know exactly how to the world will be setup. There could be shapeshifters here for all we know. Maybe Takkatakka is correct in speculating that Penny is trying to tease Orion. Either way, Penny's fit is looking fantastic here.
About Penny I'm not really sure, but if something more from Luna appears in the previews, I speculate he will start singing this:

 

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I must have missed something with this game, played it a while ago and don't remember it being that interesting :unsure:
 

Takkatakka

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I must have missed something with this game, played it a while ago and don't remember it being that interesting :unsure:
I mean no game will ever be for absolute everybody. So if you want to have tons of sex scenes or more of a sandbox experience or more diverse and different paths or if you hate harem stories, Eternum will likely not be for you.

It also doesn't cater to more extreme kinks of any kind and is somewhat "vanilla". But if you want a well told, relatively linear story with likable characters and a cool very diverse setting, nothing beats Eternum right now I think and considering the weighted ratings system a lot of people seem to agree.
 
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