We will welcome you with open arms my friend, take all the time you need.....I mean, I'm open to get converted at some point. May take some time, though
Door's not closed.
You have chosen the Evening; but my love is given to the Morning. And my heart forebodes that soon it will pass away for ever....
We in the Church of Nova believe in the Seven Goddesses as equals, but if you want a battle for the supremacy...
Let me answer that with a counterquestion: Do you know, that the human body decomposes in only about 1 month and 14 days?Which tactics does she use to convert people to her doctrine?
Pathetic, we already have the Victor on our side anyway:
At least one tactic the Church of Nova uses are offers of free coffee and donuts to their possible prospects. She's fond of those.Which tactics does she use to convert people to her doctrine?
Very, VERY tempting donuts. Can the Church make me 6 of them to take away? I might, just might, be convinced to get converted.At least one tactic the Church of Nova uses are offers of free coffee and donuts to their possible prospects. She's fond of those.
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Which tactics does she use to convert people to her doctrine?
That is a lie! Nova never giveth coffee and donuts, she only taketh! Like she does in this very picture! And in all her frivolous gluttony it isn't enough to take one donut from the poor people, she immediately has to gorge herself on TWO DONUTS! PLUS COFFEE! Who does she think she is? Chief Wiggum?At least one tactic the Church of Nova uses are offers of free coffee and donuts to their possible prospects. She's fond of those.
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That's why in the Church we have unlimited donuts and coffee, we need to satisfy our Goddess' desires.That is a lie! Nova never giveth coffee and donuts, she only taketh! Like she does in this very picture! And in all her frivolous gluttony it isn't enough to take one donut from the poor people, she immediately has to gorge herself on TWO DONUTS! PLUS COFFEE! Who does she think she is? Chief Wiggum?
That was actually a reference to Luna and Victor, that's why I kept the...nevermind...
Don't know why, exactly, but when I see her I think of this:
Donuts is tithe.
Of course: lactose breaks down when cooked, so even if there's milk in the donut mix, no worries.Donuts are lactose-free? I'm lactose intollerant
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I mean...he could just have some carrot cake freshly made by our goddess herself. Contrary to the all devouring slob that is Nova, Luna gives and doesn't take or demand!Of course: lactose breaks down when cooked, so even if there's milk in the donut mix, no worries.
(You have to know these things when you react badly to stuff like that. Hard cheeses are also fine; soft cheeses can be a challenge.
