Simple solution subscribe to their Patreon and you get a key.
Why not ? and i mean we have several pages worth of ppl basically just asking "is it cracked yet?" now i really don't see the point in that, it would probably be best to just put a disclaimer in the title or the op so ppl don't ask the same questions over and over again because they are too lazy to read the answer the last person who asked the same question got, at least that's how we handle this on other piracy related boards i frequent.
I see that you abandoned the first statement you made, smart choice. Lets not forget we are in a crack forum and suggesting buying the game or giving it any form of currency will only get you sarcastic replies. That's like the unwritten golden rule of crack forums lol
On the putting a disclaimer in the title thing, yeah wherever you put the disclaimer they will not read and ask the question regardless, only solution i can think of to that, scolding the people who asks, however that will scare off the new users and other will repeat the same mistake since they will not read the scold that happened before them.
But if you think adding that to description fix the problem, moderators of F95 are really attendant people so you can ask them to change the title by writing @(a moderators name that is online at that moment) and writing what you want. Good luck. By the way do not @ muff diver he is inactive.