Does anyone have any information on the next update?
Yes I do:
1. It shall be published at a future date. The developer tried to do it in the past but time travel turned out to be cost-inefficient and Patreon did not have a section for funding that.
2. It shall increase the filesize of the game.
3. It will contain additional nudity. And WORDS! Of which some have capitals!
4. F95 users will be let down by it and lose excitement. Usually after a Planned Pressure Release ™ shortly after viewing the new content.
5. ...And will then proceed to build said excitement and pressure up once again. As is usually the case. Usually assisted by hormones.
6. The developer will never do it right. And will and should not care because of sanity. Which oddly enough is the right thing to do. We know, it's a paradox. Please wait while we reset the timeline for you.
7. The update will NOT feature NPC's named Eric or Hunter. Much to the community's relief. Well most of them anyway.
8. You want a number 8? You greedy git! Go awai! No number 8 for you! SHOO!
9. If you are actually reading number 9 we will make you relive this day FOREVER. And you will never see the update as it releases tomorrow.
10. Tomorrow is that day after today. The stinker is: It's always today and never tomorrow.
I trust this answer is to your satisfaction. If not go play one of the other games on this site until point 4 is achieved.