at this point i care more about updates for the game based on this one, Future Agent than this one tbh
HTML Female Agent [v1.20.1p] [Crushstation]
Wrong again. Blue Swallow has updated so many times this year that I've lost count. And it's a far superior game to FA for the mere reason that it actually exists, while FA after +7 years consists of various rough drafts that have all been trashed and a MOAB (lol) that no one has ever seen.
But Crush does occasionally post on Patreon with a cool picture to let everybody know how frazzled he is and that he'll get right back to it in the morning and it's all so exciting & hot!!!!!!
For his fanboys that may be enough to keep sucking his dick & singing his praises. But as another year draws to a close with no FA update and no progress whatsoever on Kate's ever elusive Bangkok whoredom, some of us are capable of recognizing a dumpster fire & grift when we see one.
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Thanks, but you are an addict. You love this game more than it could ever love you.
I said 'direct clones', CassieBare is not using their game engine, afaict it's an American-based pixelart recreation. I wish them all the best.
Really obvious, but apparently necessary, for the hard of thought: if you don't like it don't pay for it. But maybe don't cry about in posts either.
Looks like they will drop an update late December. You will play it. You will goon and coom. And then Karen post here about how you paid fuck all and the developer didn't service your needs. Right? I, for one, look forwards to your impotent rage.
Enjoy their update, for free, so you can bitch about it, but also I wish a very Happy Christmas to you!
Dev update: coal for Christmas
Hey guys! I’m so sorry, I wanted to get the playable scene out to you before Christmas. I’ve been working desperately hard on it but it’s not ready
I’ll get back onto it either on the 26th or 27th, and you’ll be able to test it shortly after that.
I’ve also been doing some really important (and quite radical) design work on the Lifepath, but more on that soon. Sorry I couldn’t finish it in time for tomorrow, my original plan didn’t work out like I’d hoped, but the new approach is a lot better, I just ran out of hours. ☹
Hey guys! I’m so sorry, I wanted to get the playable scene out to you before Christmas. I’ve been working desperately hard on it but it’s not ready
I’ll get back onto it either on the 26th or 27th, and you’ll be able to test it shortly after that.
I’ve also been doing some really important (and quite radical) design work on the Lifepath, but more on that soon. Sorry I couldn’t finish it in time for tomorrow, my original plan didn’t work out like I’d hoped, but the new approach is a lot better, I just ran out of hours. ☹
To be fair, the public version is free, which is almost identical to the patreon version.
"if you don't like it don't pay for it. But maybe don't cry about in posts either."
Those who post these kind of stupidity feel proud after posting it? Honest question.
Let's be honest, even if someone dosn't pay for that product she or he is offering a service. When YOU offer a service the logic mindset is offering a GOOD service, be a porn game or whatever, and if your service is obviusly scamming Patreon bootlickers then anyone is entilted to complain.
Your mindset is of someone who would oppose reducing laboral hours because "well if you ain't a factory worker why would you complain, maybe don't cry about it!"
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This guy is just a scammer, it's as simple as that. There's nothing complicated in developing this game, a random contributor on chyoa could write ten times what he's done till now in 3 weeks.
It's actually pretty impressive how he can keep people paying.
There should be a tag like "scam" or something, on the same lines as " "abandoned".
It's actually pretty impressive how he can keep people paying.
There should be a tag like "scam" or something, on the same lines as " "abandoned".
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I will say that I don't think Crush started this game with the intent to scam people. The early progress and releases of FA were exactly in line with what one would expect for a solo, hobbyist creator. I do think that after their crowdfunding grew so massively they realized they were never going to be able to put something out that would satisfy people enough to stick around for a second attempt and have since been doing everything in their power to release as little as possible, as slowly as possible to string the pay pigs along.
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We many all be unwarrantedly uncharitable toward Crush. He may not be a scammer. He might just be the single least effectual human being ever to walk the planet. Not incompetent, just completely incapable of carrying through on any of his designs.
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I think Innoxia would give Crush a serious challenge for that title.
Even if you write a single line of code per day; for 7 years; you would still have more to show than this dumpster fire that milks money out of people's pockets
FA 1.20.1 approximately has 140 000 lines of code, which is a bit more then 2556.
You can try remove duplicates from calculations, but still it will have more.
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No, I don't feel proud for making a post. Why would I? Explain?
Oh... I see you think you are protecting people from a scam. That's misguided. I think you just want to control how people spend their money. You hate it so much you want to punish the developer and ruin them financially. This is the behavior of an addict. You just can't let this game go. You're on the hook. It's sad to see.
No idea what you mean by 'reducing laboral hours'. If you're a factory worker and don't like your job then leave. Do something else. Unless you imprisoned yourself.
It's OK, buddy, you will get your fix when they release the update. Enjoy!
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IIRC the differences are you are limited to one character trait, no offline version, and smaller boobs.
But the Patreon version will leak here anyway so that's what people here will play for free, right.
Projection, thy name is Boobthief. The only thing sad to see in this thread is your constant fanboy worship of Crush.
Six days and counting left in 2024 for Crush to come up with a non-beta release of something, anything related to FA. Chances of that happening: zero.
But hey, maybe in 2025 we'll see a return of those super hot High School scenes (yawn) so integral to catching international terrorists in Asia.
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You're still here posting about the game you love/hate. It's been six months since their last beta/unfinished release.
And you're posting negatively, mocking the developer about the game you are so clearly desperate to play.
Get some help. This is not a healthy relationship (for a start you should not commit yourself to any game, but nothing about a game should make you this angry).
Hope you find peace in 2025. If I can help, my DMs on here are always open. Genuine offer.
Projection, thy name is Boobthief.
Six days and counting left in 2024 for Crush to come up with a non-beta release of something, anything related to FA. Chances of that happening: zero.
But hey, maybe in 2025 we'll see a return of those super hot High School scenes (yawn) so integral to catching international terrorists in Asia.
(I enjoy repeating myself too)
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Hey, I think you're in a bad place if you care so much about this game that it's making you this upset.
Can you recognize that your behavior is angry and that if you said this to people IRL they would find your behavior weird and antisocial?
DM me if you can and tell me what's really going on. You seem to be on tilt.
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Instead of seeking help they posted a one star negative review. Sad, but their obsession has taken them. They had nothing else to prioritize. This is not healthy. This person is suffering.
This thread is majority toxic posts.
I predict all the haters here will play the latest update and wank themselves into oblivion then post here for months about their pathetic post-wank-clarity regrets about how they hate this game and coulda woulda shoulda do better but are just super busy right now.
But who is the first person to tell me their resolve is so strong that will not play this game they love?
This thread is majority toxic posts.
I predict all the haters here will play the latest update and wank themselves into oblivion then post here for months about their pathetic post-wank-clarity regrets about how they hate this game and coulda woulda shoulda do better but are just super busy right now.
But who is the first person to tell me their resolve is so strong that will not play this game they love?
Brother you can gaslight anyone with your sh*t arguments but don't take us by idiots. Developer is a scammer, period. Anyone who say otherwise is a paid actor or just have enough IQ to not sh*t themselves while breathing.
People are paying for a content that DOSN'T EXIST while promising to bring up content that NEVER COMES while asking for suppord to make that content that dosn't exist and dosn't come.
For real are you that dumb?