HTML Female Agent [v1.20.1p] [Crushstation]

[boobthief]

Oh look, the case study on projection (who needs to learn where the multi-quote button is) is back to troll everyone because it's now 2025 and his dear leader still hasn't delivered anything for him to jack off to.

Were you trying to reply or mention me? Couldn't figure that out?

It's OK. I want to play the update too. I don't spend hours of my day hating the developer. But I think we can find common ground.

 

[Vengeance_11]

Were you trying to reply or mention me? Couldn't figure that out?

It's OK. I want to play the update too. I don't spend hours of my day hating the developer. But I think we can find common ground.

A test, actually. And one that you failed. My post wasn't even up for 5 minutes and you came running back here to see what it said so you could white knight for your beloved Crush.

We live in your head rent free so hard that you'll be too busy on here hating on us to even notice the update happening.

 

[boobthief]

A test, actually. And one that you failed. My post wasn't even up for 5 minutes and you came running back here to see what it said so you could white knight for your beloved Crush.

We live in your head rent free so hard that you'll be too busy on here hating on us to even notice the update happening.

Back at you, Vengeance_11. I got a notification and so did you.

But you're so cool, Vengeance_11, that you're desperate to test people talking about a game... 6 minutes is my hero... 5 is my enemy!

Why are you here? What is you want to achieve?

 

[wowdank2]

Ah that's nice! Bring it in for a hug buddy! We'll get to play the game soon-ish.

Guys there is not way this guy isn't crush, just look at his whiteknighting . There is NO WAY.

Thread created Sep 19, 2017
Boobthief account created May 25, 2017

Really makes you think.

 

[chino222]

 

[ffive]

Well, presuming for a second for the sake of argument that this is true, then could you guys stop attacking him, so he's got some time to work on his game instead of having to respond to comments in this thread.

 

[CreativeCritic2]

That would make things a lot funnier...

Nothing achieved in a year because he's spent the entire time doom-scrolling this thread.

 

[Lerox]

Not before Christmas, not before New Year's Eve, maybe before Twelfth Night?

 

[robin312]

so he's got some time to work on his game instead of having to respond to comments in this thread.

lol, it’s not how procrastination works

according to his progress, he is doing anything except the game itself

 

[asdfasdf12341234ACSACA]

For what it's worth, the closest thing to a report update:

 

[Senor Smut]

For what it's worth, the closest thing to a report update:

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That's how it always goes in his Discord. Crush puts out some halfassed non-apology for not putting out anything month after month after year and his sycophants trip over themselves to tell him not to worry, don't put anything out until you feel like it, if you never feel like it then we'll just keep paying you to fondle yourself for the rest of your life, no problem, we love you. Cult leaders wish they had that kind of mindless obedience from their followers.

 

[Pede rasta 1]

Now that it's clear that crush has clone accounts, maybe if we give him ideas and suggestions he'll get to work!!!
neeehh I was just joking, hahaha I'm not that naive
a note: nobody said, otherwise we wouldn't be here criticizing that the game is bad or that we don't like it, I don't see much criticism in that regard, the criticism is of the artist, I like Dali's work, but he's still a sellout and a coward for betraying the memory of his friends Bunuel and Garcia Lorca

 

[CreativeCritic2]

In my experience, all Discords turn into weird cults over time as you either don't care enough to post or you do care and live in fear that the person in charge will kick you off for being disrespectful. Has anyone *ever* seen a screenshot of a discord where a dev has gone 'Sorry I have been quiet for three months' and someone has told them to buck up their ideas and pull their finger out?

 

[Craxyfoxxer]

In my experience, all Discords turn into weird cults over time as you either don't care enough to post or you do care and live in fear that the person in charge will kick you off for being disrespectful. Has anyone *ever* seen a screenshot of a discord where a dev has gone 'Sorry I have been quiet for three months' and someone has told them to buck up their ideas and pull their finger out?

I mean, the FA discord has been almost exclusively people calling them out since the pre-Christmas announcement.

 

[Senor Smut]

Just a thought: If Crush had died at the end of 2022, neither his productive output nor his Patreon revenue would have changed compared to what actually happened. I mean, if his patrons are willing to pay in the hope of him miraculously putting something out, why wouldn't they pay in the hope of him miraculously coming back from the grave? One is as likely as the other.

 

[Troqu]

Just a thought: If Crush had died at the end of 2022, neither his productive output nor his Patreon revenue would have changed compared to what actually happened. I mean, if his patrons are willing to pay in the hope of him miraculously putting something out, why wouldn't they pay in the hope of him miraculously coming back from the grave? One is as likely as the other.

Hell it's possible they did and someone is just puppeteering an inherited account when they realized the monkeys won't stop.

 

[Prawnstar69]

Crushstation's 2024: A Masterclass in Game Development Brilliance

Gather 'round, dear gamers, for another glorious year has passed under the unparalleled reign of Crushstation. Yes, 2024 was nothing short of revolutionary as our beloved developer treated us to yet another awe-inspiring reboot.

Who needs story progression or updates when you have a genius like Crush at the helm? Imagine the sheer brilliance of an unpolished text game that defies the very concept of completion. The highlight of this year? A single release in all 366 days—truly, the ability to do so much in a special year!

But wait, 2025 promises to be even better. This current release should take us all the way to 2026, where the grand plan is probably another reboot—perhaps with animations! Who cares about updates or coherent storytelling? Just be a Patreon, or, you know, shut up.

So, dear fans, keep those payments coming and your faith unwavering. In the world of Crushstation, anything is possible—except, of course, timely updates and a coherent story. Until next year, stay enchanted and ever-hopeful!

Disclaimer - Written by my imaginary friend, Duke ChatGPT

 

[lucasloki]

not going to lie, the best thing on this shitshow, is that lead me to Ao3... since FA, is basically a book, there is no difference them read things on Ao3

 

[CreativeCritic2]

Just a thought: If Crush had died at the end of 2022, neither his productive output nor his Patreon revenue would have changed compared to what actually happened.

So Victoria is like someone who fails to report the death of a grand-parent so that she can continue cashing their welfare checks?

 

[Prawnstar69]

not going to lie, the best thing on this shitshow, is that lead me to Ao3... since FA, is basically a book, there is no difference them read things on Ao3

Yeah, that's the whole schtick - a competent (dare I say brilliant) smut writer sucked us all in, only to claim he's spending 99% of his time and energy "working™" on game engine issues. Because it's going to be hawt af, you'll cream seeing the new hairstyles and doll options.

Still waiting for the first book in the Crush cinematic universe, but it's stuck at the prologue. If he's ever truly ready to finish this, he should leverage on the many better developers and stick to writing the story. One of these days, he might discover there are already plenty of engines like RPGM and Renpy (next reboot idea!).

But like any good project manager knows; focus on your weaknesses, it really gets the project moving along.