- Oct 24, 2019
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These scenes always crack me up. So we have an elaborate set up, but there's no sign of the army of personnel and support equipment that was needed to stage this thing out in the middle of a nowhere park. It wouldn't have lasted more than 30 seconds before some Ken or Karen on the prowl to harass people not in their own tribe would have showed up to have their 15 minutes of fame in the latest viral video.
5-0 would have showed up with riot gear because somebody would have called in about someone in the park with a dangerous weapon. And by that I mean the main course of transfatty acids with a side of potatoes here. Near as I can tell, this is a filet of fried potato with french fries on top. Okay, maybe make that "Freedom Fries" again after the latest spat with the 5-eyes crowd and the French over that Australian sub deal. The whole shebang has probably been sitting outside getting cold for a good 30mins waiting for the mc to show up. Why do we even have a knife here? Is it to poke the enormous zits that will be forming shortly thereafter?
5-0 would have showed up with riot gear because somebody would have called in about someone in the park with a dangerous weapon. And by that I mean the main course of transfatty acids with a side of potatoes here. Near as I can tell, this is a filet of fried potato with french fries on top. Okay, maybe make that "Freedom Fries" again after the latest spat with the 5-eyes crowd and the French over that Australian sub deal. The whole shebang has probably been sitting outside getting cold for a good 30mins waiting for the mc to show up. Why do we even have a knife here? Is it to poke the enormous zits that will be forming shortly thereafter?