- Aug 22, 2018
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Sucks that I won't get to see the completion of the story I enjoyed or the characters i'd got attached to.
Not really feeling the reboot and I deff have no interest in any male protag or drama related to it.
I'll just replay the original and imagine they all ran off together to have massive lesbian orgies slightly to the side of a tropical beach just so sand doesn't get in all the cracks, seriously, fuck you, sand. Turn my bikini into fucking sandpaper, thought i'd scrape my clit off.
Sex on the beach isn't all it's made out to be. Sand gets where sand should never go. I repeat, fuck you, sand.
Where was I .... oh yeah, boo reboot.
That was my mature and well thought out response.
Also, fuck you, sand.
Not really feeling the reboot and I deff have no interest in any male protag or drama related to it.
I'll just replay the original and imagine they all ran off together to have massive lesbian orgies slightly to the side of a tropical beach just so sand doesn't get in all the cracks, seriously, fuck you, sand. Turn my bikini into fucking sandpaper, thought i'd scrape my clit off.
Sex on the beach isn't all it's made out to be. Sand gets where sand should never go. I repeat, fuck you, sand.
Where was I .... oh yeah, boo reboot.
That was my mature and well thought out response.
Also, fuck you, sand.