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Fun thread: List anything that happens in H games that doesn't exist in real life.
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Not every fuck is going flawless.
no Cum together at the same time , no cramps , no hits with wrong bodyparts , no falling from the bed .
Oh and are there realy people who use lists what can be done ?
first time blowjob next date pussytasting then you can do some other gymnastics and at the end you get anal.
no Cum together at the same time , no cramps , no hits with wrong bodyparts , no falling from the bed .
Oh and are there realy people who use lists what can be done ?
first time blowjob next date pussytasting then you can do some other gymnastics and at the end you get anal.
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- Men not in their teenage years generally have to put in some effort to cum 3 times a day, let alone 3 times an hour
- Women don't generally tend to shower with the door unlocked, and the same goes for men
- Most mothers do not look like Adriana Lima, when they are almost 40.
- Seeing family members naked do not generally end up with a person going on a "fuck and enslave everyone" spree
- 18 year old virgins are not as common as these games would try to make it seem
- 18 year old girls tends to have a pretty good idea of what sex is and how it works
- Women are mostly sexually turned on by social cues, such as confidence, success in life and ambition, rather than purely visual cues, such as looks or the dick of a horse (although I am sure the latter 2 won't subtract from the overall score if you do have them)
- It usually doesn't take 3 months and 27 different dates, with a set order of procedings, in order to "unlock" sex with a woman.
- Condoms and STDs DO actually exist
- Most grocery stores won't pay you $100 an hour and let you chose your own work hours
- Nice fathers are actually not mythological creatures
- Many more, but I have to go to sleep.
- Women don't generally tend to shower with the door unlocked, and the same goes for men
- Most mothers do not look like Adriana Lima, when they are almost 40.
- Seeing family members naked do not generally end up with a person going on a "fuck and enslave everyone" spree
- 18 year old virgins are not as common as these games would try to make it seem
- 18 year old girls tends to have a pretty good idea of what sex is and how it works
- Women are mostly sexually turned on by social cues, such as confidence, success in life and ambition, rather than purely visual cues, such as looks or the dick of a horse (although I am sure the latter 2 won't subtract from the overall score if you do have them)
- It usually doesn't take 3 months and 27 different dates, with a set order of procedings, in order to "unlock" sex with a woman.
- Condoms and STDs DO actually exist
- Most grocery stores won't pay you $100 an hour and let you chose your own work hours
- Nice fathers are actually not mythological creatures
- Many more, but I have to go to sleep.
Getting away with having sex and nobody who enters the room heard or smells anything amiss.
As a small refute to an earlier one. Yes it is possible for women to have continually growing breasts for their whole lives.
2 notable persons in porn with this are Hitomi Tanaka and Norma Stitz.
As a small refute to an earlier one. Yes it is possible for women to have continually growing breasts for their whole lives.
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2 notable persons in porn with this are Hitomi Tanaka and Norma Stitz.
Gender ratio disparities in schools/classrooms, parties, neighborhoods, etc are immediately noticed and frequently commented on.
If a woman is strongly attracted to a man, the man is not going to have to perform a repetitive series of conversations, gift giving and a series of dates filled with weird tests of how well he knows her, in order for her to have sex with him. In some cases he may simply have to ask her for sex or make a move.
While I cannot rule out the possibility that some teenage male in the real world successfully seduced his mother, sisters, aunt and perhaps his grandmother and persuaded them to be members of his personal sex harem, I would wager that such a result is likely irreproducible.
If a woman is strongly attracted to a man, the man is not going to have to perform a repetitive series of conversations, gift giving and a series of dates filled with weird tests of how well he knows her, in order for her to have sex with him. In some cases he may simply have to ask her for sex or make a move.
While I cannot rule out the possibility that some teenage male in the real world successfully seduced his mother, sisters, aunt and perhaps his grandmother and persuaded them to be members of his personal sex harem, I would wager that such a result is likely irreproducible.
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And they definitely don't give you a blow job ten minutes after that!
None of the females I have sex with can talk or stand upright properly, they either moo, bark, meow, and baa etc...............
Family members are not to happy with the idea of having sex with each other.
Straight women generally, do not like or want to have sex with other women.
Lesbians do not like cock and would not let any male near them to have sex.
For some strange reason real women do not have have a plastic vagina or anus.
Women and men have body hair.
Family members are not to happy with the idea of having sex with each other.
Straight women generally, do not like or want to have sex with other women.
Lesbians do not like cock and would not let any male near them to have sex.
For some strange reason real women do not have have a plastic vagina or anus.
Women and men have body hair.
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- Younger men don't always have massive boners at the drop of a hat
- Older men sometimes have massive boners at the drop of a hat
- Women don't immediately get wet at the sight of a bulge
- Women don't have sex with black men, then immediately call all white men sissies
- Missionary position sex does not end in mind-shattering multiple orgasms for women
- Men don't cum with enough 'product' to paint a room
- That women can't get enough of the taste of a man's cum (even lesbians)
- Not all men and women are completely pubeless
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Right, incest doesn't happen in real life.
In reality if a male mc saw his mother showering with an unlocked door he'd go "Why did mom forget to lock the door? God I hope she doesn't have Alzheimers. I dont want to become her caretaker and help her bath like the joker."
Then he'd go masturbate to incest porn games.
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The fact that you used the word shag, proves that that statement is falseIt does when I shag them!
Oh dear ,It does when I shag them!
because you feel the need to assure us you are good at it
you know everybody knows now you'r inadequate in that.
1. In real life to get a woman to go along with sexual harassment she really has to feel she has no other choice. She has to feel she can't go to the authorities, that other jobs don't exist, have no friends or family to talk to....
2. Squirting has less to do with cumming and more to do with pissing. - Way to many people are clueless to that. Had to point it out to my wife even.
Lets face it most the crap you see in games or movies or H is crap and does not apply to the vast majority of women or the vast majority of times. Any circumstance that is similar is an exception.
Everyone including myself can list out the exceptions we known over the years but it doesn't make them more than what they are in that respect they aren't the norm.
2. Squirting has less to do with cumming and more to do with pissing. - Way to many people are clueless to that. Had to point it out to my wife even.
Lets face it most the crap you see in games or movies or H is crap and does not apply to the vast majority of women or the vast majority of times. Any circumstance that is similar is an exception.
Everyone including myself can list out the exceptions we known over the years but it doesn't make them more than what they are in that respect they aren't the norm.
I have had not problems in making any female have multiple orgasms in the last 38 years, whether you believe that or not is up to you. I have met plenty of women who had partners who did not know what they were doing, when it came to sex. Maybe these guys had been watching too much porn or playing too many porn games and believed women came as if by magic.The fact that you used the word shag, proves that that statement is false
I do not need to assure anyone thank you, I was just pointing out that if someone knows what they are doing, multiple orgasms can happen every time in real life. If a guy cannot make any normal woman cum, then they do not know what they are doing, it is as simple as that. The only time the problem would arise is female circumcision, when her vagina has been butchered. Considering the fact I have never been with a woman who has been butchered in such away, what I stay still stands for none-butchered females.Oh dear ,
because you feel the need to assure us you are good at it
you know everybody knows now you'r inadequate in that.
women don't magically fall vagina first on my dick
my dick doesn't have the mystical property of popping out of or through my clothes on it's own
my dick doesn't have the mystical property of popping out of or through my clothes on it's own
Real sex sessions aren't neatly bifurcated into 2-5 minutes of foreplay followed by 5-15 of intercourse. People make out, kiss and fondle each other all over, move around, take turns with foreplay and also do it simultaneously, then intercourse can cycle through several positions, break for more foreplay, have multiple things going on simultaneously(someone gets a thumb in their bum during intercourse, or the man or woman rubs the clit during intercourse, or both, and maybe the breasts get fondled or there's kissing, etc.). Sex can last anywhere from a minute and a half to half a day.
Clothing simply doesn't wrap itself completely around stuff like boobs. It's not latex paint