Fun thread: List anything that happens in H games that doesn't exist in real life.

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A family of 5-6 people living in a 5 bedroom home is, shockingly enough, going to have more than one bathroom inside.
 
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The maximum real world ejaculation for an adult male is around 10 milliliters. That's about 2/3 of a tablespoon. It's rather difficult to actually saturate a woman's face even with that amount of ejaculate. More typically the amount is about a third that much.
The amounts portrayed in some porn/games would require completely emptying the testicles, prostate and seminal vesicles in a single go.
 

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Mind shatering orgasm's:
While i am sure it feels great(i woudnt known as i am not a woman) i highly doubt it will make her agree that being raped is what she wanted or to cause her want to be your sex slave and worship the ground you walk on.

Nobody is offended:
Girls walk into guy having sex: She is either turned on and masturate or joins in.
Sex with your sister?
Dont worry mom wont have you arrested and send to a mental institution.
She will instead be turned on you join in.

Nobody ever feels guilt:
Guilt has been known to drive people to suiced.
It is a powerful emotion.
Yet the moment the fucking start nobody seems to feel guilty about it.
There is no loss of sense of selfworth, no feeling of what have i done, not even a what will people think of me.

Nobody seeks help:
In real life most people have friends and family who will help them.
Blackmail somebody?
Beter hope that somebody doesnt have a big brother who wont think twice about killing you to keep her safe.
Sexual harresing a girl.
Next time her boyfriend will be waiting for you to try and will make sure they wont find your corpse.
Accauly rape someone?
You beter be damm good at hiding as you are now the most wanted man in a 500 kilometer.
If you are lucky the police finds you.
If you are not the family does.
But in games: Nobody seems to think: lets get help.

Rape victems dont get murdered:
In real life alot of rape victems get murdered because of the rapist fear of her telling anybody.
In games we(lucky) avoid that(i am not into snuff)

Police isnt that useless:
In games police coudnt stop a jaywalker.
Police in real life regual spend years if not decade's to catch criminals.
A case might go cold but it never gets forgotten.
In most countries there just swamped with work and heavy underfunded.
In countries there not they are useally used to supress people so it is a case of dammed if you do and dammed if you dont.
But in games?
The chance of getting caught is limeted to: walk into the police line of sight during a rape game.
Leaving behind sperm and hair tissue?
Not a problem.
Victem give's a discription of your face or security cam's saw you?
Dont worry you wont be on the news.

No limets in sex?
I am quiet sure most people have limets to what they consider a turn on and what they consider disquisting.
But in games?
A woman will love anything: Anal, Blowjob, Pussy licking, Ass licking, Raping, Being raped, Etc.
 

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There's no aphrodisiac, hypnosis or magic that turns everyday women into blubbering sluts in the real world.
 
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- You cant "turn" a lesbian straight
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You can. It does happen. sexuality is fluid. it's not just limited to lesbians, but also to straight, bisexuale etc. nobody born something.
 
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Nothing. You think about something, it happens somewhere in this world. the real life is not what media wants you to see. The world is a very big place, and a lot of things happen always. However, the frequency of something happens might be different.
 
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Guys having cum-cannons attached to themselves and seemingly an endless supply of jizz when they feel like it. Like, on one hand that'd be pretty sick to have, but on the other hand I assume it'd be a huge pain to clean up after you whack off.
 
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  • Younger men don't always have massive boners at the drop of a hat
  • Older men sometimes have massive boners at the drop of a hat
  • Women don't immediately get wet at the sight of a bulge
  • Women don't have sex with black men, then immediately call all white men sissies
  • Missionary position sex does not end in mind-shattering multiple orgasms for women
  • Men don't cum with enough 'product' to paint a room
  • That women can't get enough of the taste of a man's cum (even lesbians)
  • Not all men and women are completely pubeless
The bolded and italicized part SO MUCH! Don't get me wrong, my absolute DREAM is to find a woman in real life that loves the taste of my jizz :love: but those are very few and way far between! I don't mind it in game (and actively seek said games out!) because it is my ultimate fetish!
 
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Many of these have been listed in the thread already. Ironically this topic was a recent showerthought of mine...

  • Women enjoy the taste of cum and are aroused especially by thick, booger-like consistency semen.
  • Men ejaculate semen in the volume of cups, rather than teaspoons.
  • Women can feel a man ejaculate inside them, are aroused by it (often inducing an orgasm), and often comment on how warm it feels inside them.
    • As a man, I obviously can't rule that one out. I'm sure many women are turned on by being cum inside. However, internet research yields that a woman does not feel cum being released in her, nor the warmth of semen. Some women report being able to feel the dick twitch when it cums, but not the sensation of being filled.
  • Aforementioned many times, women are turned on by the sight of penises, are open to incest, being cheated on, and are shockingly comfortable with open relationships.
  • You can cum inside someone as many times as you like as they will never get pregnant unless they want to.
  • A woman can feel conception occur (This one more common in Doujin/H-games)
  • The clitoris is unimportant. A woman will cum dozens of times by humping her like a monkey and ignoring the clit.
  • A woman can cum from having her titties rubbed. Thirty seconds of nipple scratching is sufficient to produce orgasm.
    • Often times when a woman orgasms, especially from titty rubbing, she will spray milk from her breasts even though she is not currently or recently pregnant.
  • Several orgasms and physical abuse will turn any woman into a willing and endlessly devout sex slave.
  • Even if she's an unwilling partner, a woman will be wet during a sexual encounter.
    • For those of you that haven't had the experience of trying to stick your dick in a woman who isn't sufficiently wet, it feels not great, almost like getting a dick rug burn; it doesn't feel nice for anyone involved.
  • If you sexually harass someone enough, they will eventually give in and then fall in love with you.
  • The most expensive items in the world are sex toys and lingerie.
    • In contrast, The rent to your downtown penthouse is only a few hundred bucks
  • Aphrodisiac pills that turn someone into a rabid sex maniac are available for purchase at the corner store/online for small sums of money.
  • Anal is easy, requires no preparation, and everyone enjoys it.
  • A girl who has no sexual experience whatsoever will be successful at giving blowjobs and handjobs. Your naive little sister giving you her first handjob without any lubricant will feel amazing instead of some kind of medieval torture method.
  • Getting a job is easy, and only need to show up for it when you feel like it.
    • You can learn life skills by taking online courses. With a week of study you can become a master level programmer, masseuse, pick up artist, or locksmith.
  • Nobody has peripheral vision whatsoever, doesn't notice someone watching them shower or changing in their room.
  • Everybody is also deaf, as it's easy to enter a room/come home to someone having sex and not having them notice you.
  • All women sleep like the dead, you can full on rape a woman in her sleep and she won't wake up. Sometimes this takes a couple sleeping pills to get your mother to her surgery-level comatose state.
  • You can buy clothing, including underwear and swimsuits, for acquaintances and they will love you for it instead of be creeped the fuck out.
  • You can piss off a family member by snooping on them showing, groping them, being caught stealing their underwear or otherwise and after a brief scolding will forget your pathological behavior. Sometimes you will need to buy them a simple gift or offer small amounts of money to earn forgiveness.
  • Despite having no life or marketable skills and being part of a family that fucks each other, everyone lives in extravagant homes with modern high end furnishings.
  • Men can have sex upwards of a dozen times in a row without a refractory period (Doujins/Manga/Hentai is guilty as fuck of this)
A quick stop at sadpanda reminded me of a few
  • People will have full on conversations mid-sex. Including describing in detail as to whats currently happening.
  • A common sexual abuse tactic is to force a girl to wear a bean vibrator inside her pussy during the day. Nobody notices the sound of it vibrating nor comments on the smell.
  • After sex, people just redress and go about their day. Nobody has to shower to clean off the non-existent sweat and sex juices.
  • And of course, MC will be described as a virgin who has no experience with girls at the start of the game. He will however be a sex god, a miraculous expert at going down on a woman and in all activities in the bedroom. A common sex position a boy utilizes when losing his virginity is the jackhammer.
 
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Men can always, always hit the G-spot while having sex in any position as well as grinding the clitoris at the same time.
You can always have sex standing up and everything lines up perfectly every time! No awkward squatting or leaning and you both have the stamina to do this for hours without stopping or sweating!
 
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