For the record dev, I don't blame you for you ignorance.Uh-oh the PETPT have arrived. Don't make direct eye contact or any sudden movements and you'll all be safe. I'm more worried about the PETIC (people for the ethical treatment of ice cream) finding this game, they are notoriously much more ruthless and simple avoidance is not possible. Two cones have already met their demise and ended up half uneaten on the ground, I suspect that won't go over well with them.
Modern media, especially porn, has been miscasting pool tables as furniture that's ok to sit/bone on forever. That single render of Jessica on the table gave me PTSD/'Nam flashbacks to Stiffler's Mom on the pool table in American Pie. People tell me that movie came out forever ago, but to me it still feels like it was only yesterday.
Only through awareness can we rise above.