Rating: Golden Mean
---{ Graphics }---
☐ Each frame was painted by Da Vinci
☑ The Witcher 3
☐ They are really good
☐ Made with love
☐ Outdated graphics but still acceptable
☐ Looks like a PS2 game
☐ Paint.exe
☐ Looks like Atari game graphics
---{ Animation }---
☑ This is a movie you control
☐ There are many animated scenes and they are very good and fluid
☐ There are very few animated scenes, but they are decent
☐ The animation isn't good, but it's still an animation
☐ Animation is literally two frames
☐ There is no animation
---{ H-Content }---
☐ Almost too much
☑ A lot
☐ 50/50
☐ Could be more
☐ Not enough
☐ Is this really a game porn?
---{ Clothing customization }---
☐ Barbie's wardrobe
☑ There are some costume changes throughout the game.
☐ There are some clothing options.
☐ There is no clothing customization.
(☐ Does the clothing wear out when taking damage?)
---{ Story }---
☐ It'll replace your life
☐ Masterpiece
☑ Could make a book at Harry Potter level
☐ It can make you shed a tear or two
☐ A story worthy of attention
☐ You can like the story if you try hard
☐ Story makes no sense
☐ No Story
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough to sing "Faroeste Caboclo"
☐ Enough time for a Game of Thrones episode
☐ You're going to lose a few hours
☐ Equivalent to the entire "Lord of the Rings" series
☑ Exceeds 20 hours if you want to do almost everything
☐ It will take a few sleepless nights
☐ You are really a pervert
☐ One Piece ends, and you still haven't done everything
☐ After the ending, there's an infinite mode
---{ Gameplay }---
☐ More addictive than cocaine
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ It would have been better to see Pelé's movie
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ It's just watching the game
☐ You have to use less than 1% of your brain
☑ Nothing to worry about, unless you have dyslexia
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ It's one of those games that people study
☐ Dark Souls
(☐ Can be Changed)
---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Didnt see some
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Can ruin the gameplay
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ Ubisoft
---{ Requirements }---
☐ Forget it, current technology can't handle it
☐ PC with very good CPU and GPU
☐ A decent PC, with a GTX 1030
☐ Gaming PC from 2012
☑ A PC with a video card from grandma's time
☐ Check if you can run Paint
---{ I recommend that you play it? }---
☑ Yes
☐ No
