Goodbye Eternity (Formally known as Extra Life) is The Last Of Us Part 2 of adult games.
Or in layman's terms: The best worst game I have ever played- and that's saying something.
Also since I am writing this shit at work I will not go into too many details, but we will see about that.
The premise:
You, as if the player character, is a loser nearing his middle age.
But somehow managed to pull an 18 Again and got his continuousness transport back to when he was just of age, with his stepmom (I assume) and not blood-related sister, because of course, this is an adult game.
Knowing how their future will end up, you decide to change it- for good or worse.
The Gameplay:
It is point-and-click most of the time, unless the story happens, in which case it is in VN format.
Mostly about going places on the map, and finding stuff that the character wanted to advance the plot, it works fine.
There are a fair share of "actually matter" choices, which is a plus compared to a lot of games in this genre-
but they don't actually matter enough, sadly.
It changes how some plot points happen- but...let's just say that another 1-star review by
Reco cover eh has a point: Although you can change how some things happen, the overall choices have this Terminator-level "ultimately X will happen" level bullshit- more on that later.
The Artstyle:
I mean, it is good. Just look at the title pic.
The story is set in Japan, and it sure got that grounded but still anime feeling nailed down.
If anything my only complaint is despite how varied the sex scenes are, they kind of lack description in comparison to the vast majority of adult games where is all words under 1 CG, this one is a bunch of CGs and a bit fewer words.
"Gee look at this wanker nothing satisfied him" ~ Literally anyone who read this.
Granted, that is not why I give this game the worst rating I ever give- assuming anyone gives a shit about his random jackass's opinion.
The Story:
Remember I call this game "The Last of Us Part 2" of adult games?
Well, it is because the writing fucking reeks.
Like it has a good art style, and good gameplay (by adult VN standards) but the story is just like someone taking a shit on a wedding cake that is the other non-story element of this game.
No offense to the writer- assuming they even read a review from some nobody, but fucking hell what is your problem?
The protag is just the punching bag of this universe, everyone who is not a potential romance option either acts weird, is a rude cunt, or will eventually become a rude cunt to him.
Like based on impression I assume the protag is just some loner who never gets laid or has many friends because he keeps his mouth quiet and prefers to be alone- but somehow, everyone decides this is a prime real estate to be an absolute fucking twat.
This is supposed to be set in Japan right? The land where the social norm is conformity to the masses- why is everyone either weirdos or such rude assholes?
Everyone that is not on the shagging list that is.
Granted, I am aware bullying is also a problem that exists in Japan- but I will say more than half of the bullshit that happens in this game can not only be filed under "bullying/being a cunt" they can also be filed under "crime", and somehow no one thinks of getting the laws involved.
Not to mention, this is Japan, a country with the lowest crime rate.
I am almost sure if you run to the cops when some random thug is trying to beat you, they will gladly do something about it.
Oh and remember when I say " the overall choices have this Terminator-level 'ultimately X will happen' level bullshit" well here is the thing:
The prime example is your stepmum: Despite all the "choices that matter" I mention above, I am almost sure there is no way to stop her from getting into either blackmail or drug rape with the most stereotypical fat bastard character ever- like why?
The original fuck up timeline your protag wants to change is one of her working herself to death- and somehow, your involvement just makes this shit like 10 times worse.
Sure, you eventually stop it from happening- but still.
Yes, I am aware there are millions of counter-arguments fans of this game can stick on my face and call me a retard for not getting it- but here is a thing:
Granted, chess club member Todd Howard once mentioned something that goes like this:
Knowing you are the underdog that eventually rises up and wins is more satisfying.
Except, fuck no.
The amount of cunts in this game who constantly give me shit throughout the entire process just makes it numb- is like you got beaten to half death, but at the brink of your life, someone throws you a gun and you capped all the mfs that beat you- sure some will say this shit is satisfying, but you are still beaten to a pulp, and those guys get to take the easy way out.
Shout out to that guy in the park tho.
In this world that should have been fucking nuked, he is chill asf- along with all the girls.
Yeah I should also mention the girls are mostly fine- is just in your process to do the standard adult game thing, you just got so much shit thrown at you and so many jackasses you have to deal with, it is not really worth it anymore.
Oh and finally, guy who has a ramen shop and a daughter who is probably crazy (Never get to that point before I quit):
You are also semi-decent, if not for the fact you cooked fucking toilet ramen and expect me to eat- if this is real life, I will get your fucking store shut down from health hazards and maltreatment of workers, dipshit.
Remember, this is Japan, they take this shit seriously.
Maybe then I can blackmail her daughter and be the bastard myself.
TL;DR:
Goodybe Eternity is a game with a great art style, and good gameplay, but the story fucking sucks.
In the end, this is just my opinion anyway:
I am aware the review below this one has this legendary quote:
"if you got such an issue with a game teasing NTR, then play something else and don't give it a bad rating because of it. You don't go hating on Call of Duty because you cannot barter with cock-nosed villagers, do you?"
Well, yes, you are right- I have stop playing it.
This review is purely based on what I played back in early 2023, because no thanks, I am good.
For me, the ending of this game is I get with my stepmum and we have sex every day, the end.
Fuck everyone and everything else.
But I am still going to give it a bad rating not because I am not a fan of NTR, but because everyone in this game the protag can't shag act like cunts.
Plus let's face it, is not like what I write here even fucking matters when the average rating of this game is already 3.42 stars with 202 reviews, so take it or leave it I guess.