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I'm just stating the realities, not saying I'm gonna do anything.Fine, but you're not allowed hide behind me this time
I'm just stating the realities, not saying I'm gonna do anything.Fine, but you're not allowed hide behind me this time
While I may disagree with the review, and may not think it's the best written thing possible, it seems likely to be someone's honest opinion, and was not particularly insulting. The "necropsy" basically seemed specifically written to insult the reviewer, rather than noting any significant holes in the review, or offering examples to contradict the reviewer's statements.Hi, and welcome to another episode of:
Necropsy of a Review
Today's specimen is from a tiny amoeba infected with rabies. Such a specimen isn't a rarity, but it is of extreme importance that we perform this Necropsy, for reasons that will become apparent. Let's start:
Has you can probably already see from this mangled specimen, it is extremely hard to classify it, due to the damage and decomposition.
We will start:
- I... I hate the MC of this game so much, I might need therapy. - From this small excerpt of it's digestive system, we can see that most of this specimen's body is covered in feces. This poses a question, that even if poorly expressed the answer is: As soon as possible, Yes.
- That face is so curbstompable, it's unreal. His personality is literally non-existent, his body is weird (his "pecs" look like wet socks) and his behaviour is borderline retarded. - The only possible explanation for the existence of this tract of intestines, is that it is the result of dead-end evolutionary incident that proved it's inadequacy for survival by being completely formed only of cells of jelly.
- Now, leaving my personal grievances to the side, the game is really not worth playing. - Since the specimen was found already dead and decomposing, the filaments on this part weren't observable as to motion, it's function is indeterminable and are probably part of a mating function that apparently didn't provide any results, further confirming the non-viability of this specimen for survival.
- When it first came out, I kinda liked it, seemed like a fun concept. But as time passed, it just showed me that this dev should go nowhere near writing stories. - This organ is estimated to be an attempt to provide some form of sight, the strangeness of it being connected to the intestines, is puzzling and makes us doubt that it ever provided any form of result.
- Plot is basically invisible, you just go from place to place, girl sees you, girl loses her mind and becomes braindead whore, get girl, rinse and repeat.
The guy is such a huge bitch, it's crazy.
"Oh you are so cute, let me hug you to death"... The fact that women are losing their mind over this NPC is the most unbelievable part of the "story", and there are plenty. - In spite of the fact that this organs compose most of the interior of what remains of the body, even if they resemble organs previously observed in other specimens, these seem completely disjointed and have no observable function except being a waste of resources. However, they further confirm that this specimen is voided of function except the production of fecal matter.- The renders are decent, girls are pretty cute and sexy (except the fucking MC), animations do not exist, which is pathetic for a game in 2023 with all the free tools available to you. The progression is weird, most of the time you just wake up, fuck someone then go to sleep. - This excerpt of the cadaver was found on the back, was probably intended to provide size or extra weight. It is quite possible that it was an attempt at mimicry, but due the position and effective size, failed in all purposes, another proof of this specimen unfitness to reproduce.
- If you're actually looking for an engaging story with actual choices (the choices in this game are "see dumbass sex scene? yes/no"), you will have to look somewhere else. Be wary of posting your opinions in the actual thread, the fans are rabid. - These strange formations on what seems to be the anus of the creature, could probably be part of the way they fed themselves. Probably this is where the creature was infected by rabies, because one of the formations was found deeply inserted on it's anus. Further testing showed that the creature "teeth" injected Rabies on it's prey, causing it to infect itself and probably dying from it.
Conclusion: It wasn't possible to ascertain either the function or the reason for the existence of the specimen, making it quite probably an evolutionary attempt that was never meant to survive.
This concludes this episode.
Peace
Heh they're one of the only people I'm ignoring... For reasons unrelated to this review.Hi, and welcome to another episode of:
Necropsy of a Review
Today's specimen is from a tiny amoeba infected with rabies. Such a specimen isn't a rarity, but it is of extreme importance that we perform this Necropsy, for reasons that will become apparent. Let's start:
Has you can probably already see from this mangled specimen, it is extremely hard to classify it, due to the damage and decomposition.
We will start:
- I... I hate the MC of this game so much, I might need therapy. - From this small excerpt of it's digestive system, we can see that most of this specimen's body is covered in feces. This poses a question, that even if poorly expressed the answer is: As soon as possible, Yes.
- That face is so curbstompable, it's unreal. His personality is literally non-existent, his body is weird (his "pecs" look like wet socks) and his behaviour is borderline retarded. - The only possible explanation for the existence of this tract of intestines, is that it is the result of dead-end evolutionary incident that proved it's inadequacy for survival by being completely formed only of cells of jelly.
- Now, leaving my personal grievances to the side, the game is really not worth playing. - Since the specimen was found already dead and decomposing, the filaments on this part weren't observable as to motion, it's function is indeterminable and are probably part of a mating function that apparently didn't provide any results, further confirming the non-viability of this specimen for survival.
- When it first came out, I kinda liked it, seemed like a fun concept. But as time passed, it just showed me that this dev should go nowhere near writing stories. - This organ is estimated to be an attempt to provide some form of sight, the strangeness of it being connected to the intestines, is puzzling and makes us doubt that it ever provided any form of result.
- Plot is basically invisible, you just go from place to place, girl sees you, girl loses her mind and becomes braindead whore, get girl, rinse and repeat.
The guy is such a huge bitch, it's crazy.
"Oh you are so cute, let me hug you to death"... The fact that women are losing their mind over this NPC is the most unbelievable part of the "story", and there are plenty. - In spite of the fact that this organs compose most of the interior of what remains of the body, even if they resemble organs previously observed in other specimens, these seem completely disjointed and have no observable function except being a waste of resources. However, they further confirm that this specimen is voided of function except the production of fecal matter.- The renders are decent, girls are pretty cute and sexy (except the fucking MC), animations do not exist, which is pathetic for a game in 2023 with all the free tools available to you. The progression is weird, most of the time you just wake up, fuck someone then go to sleep. - This excerpt of the cadaver was found on the back, was probably intended to provide size or extra weight. It is quite possible that it was an attempt at mimicry, but due the position and effective size, failed in all purposes, another proof of this specimen unfitness to reproduce.
- If you're actually looking for an engaging story with actual choices (the choices in this game are "see dumbass sex scene? yes/no"), you will have to look somewhere else. Be wary of posting your opinions in the actual thread, the fans are rabid. - These strange formations on what seems to be the anus of the creature, could probably be part of the way they fed themselves. Probably this is where the creature was infected by rabies, because one of the formations was found deeply inserted on it's anus. Further testing showed that the creature "teeth" injected Rabies on it's prey, causing it to infect itself and probably dying from it.
Conclusion: It wasn't possible to ascertain either the function or the reason for the existence of the specimen, making it quite probably an evolutionary attempt that was never meant to survive.
This concludes this episode.
Peace
Thanks Daniele, adding to OPThis is the Italian translation of: Grandma's House [v0.34] + Mod [KoGa3]
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This translation is "unofficial" and "made by a fan"
extract the .rar file and move "game" to the game where the .exe file resides overwrite if required
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The one in the OP is prepatched. Unless you mean compressed, you'll have to search the thread for those.Is not anyone doing the prepatched Android anymore?
Wtf are you talking about?whhhhhat?
she is stupid+ double stupid+ triple stupid+ immature + clingy
and how the hell is the whole monkey thing not cringy?
assuming all the above are not true
she also ruined my night with Elisabeth which probably ruined my whole day (i wanted it to be some cool romantic scene)
i'll have to leave the game for a while to recover from the massive cringe fest that is Elisabeth's spanking scene
even r/Eyebleach will not probably be able to make me forget that bitch sitting there telling me she told her mom
you can force me through all the characters in the game (even that midget) but Cathrine will always be a character i deeply hate
maybe some modder out there is deleting or killing her. that is what will keep me up at night from now on.
ps: the above post is not that serious (i do believe in it) it is quite exaggerated (except for her running Elisabeth scene for Me that i won't forgive)
i'm just trying to write more this month
Seriously, what are you talking about?because it IS a good game with above average story (might be better than that i stopped after elesbaith scene to relax from the cringe) and cath is seriously FUCKING SERIOUSLY ruining it for me
That scene hit me so hard it corrected the blood flow from down to up .
it gave me post-nut clarity without the nut
and it feels like she is going to ruin the whole game for me
fuck that cockblocking bitch
it's a writing exercise
I exaggerate to better my writing and maybe create some copypasta
I don't get how
"gave me post-nut clarity without the nut" didn't tip you off but okay
Yeah tone got nothing to do with your jokes falling flatWell, I'm fucked........
That was a terrible joke and you should feel bad for subjecting the world to it.Yes I'm old and you're my fart
Hey! What happens in the QC room stays in the QC roomHe says that on a regular basis.......
Some of the side girls' routes focus on a specific kink, there's no alternates but if it's not too vanilla I'll usually give you a chance to back out before it gets serious. Polly's is Daddy/Spankings, Isabella is anal, Mila is rough/cnc, etcJust finished the new update, pretty good. But I have to ask, are we going to be allowed keep any relationship vanilla?
The relationship with Polly is heading towards firmly being Daddy/etc. A lot of the other relationship dynamics are dom/sub or otherwise have power play dynamics involved.
Cat and ourselves have a pretty vanilla relationship (at the very least comparatively) outside of the incest, and I really hope it stays that way.
I have no problems with Kink or BDSMor any of that stuff, and like much of it to varying degrees, but I also like variety.
Nah that was for Cat. She says something like "You've always been a bit of a father figure to her, maybe she should start calling you daddy."I know my memory is like a box of scrabble tiles but didn't we have choice if Liz was gonna call us Daddy?
I fucking wish, couldn't find an asset like thatIf it's like this from the back , i'll lose my mind.
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There's about 100 things I'd rather be doing with my hands when going down on a chick and dealing with poor grooming isn't one of themIf your hands are free you can hold any hair down or otherwise out of your way if getting hair near your mouth is something to bother you enough to not go down on someone. Like even if I wasn't into pubic hair, which I am, risking getting hair in your mouth is a small price to pay to give head to someone
Not really, she has a sniffing fetishHer role in this game is comedy relief, much like the rest of the women (other than Amy) in that Parisian Farce.
Guess that's the next movie I'm watchingYeah, this make me crazy from moment when I seen Selma Hayek like this in Wild Wild West.
Not gonna lie, some quiet is welcome after having to read through these 15 weird ass pagesNever seen this thread so quiet...
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Nah, I've seen that dude post something like "I hate harem games, the stories are always shit"While I may disagree with the review, and may not think it's the best written thing possible, it seems likely to be someone's honest opinion, and was not particularly insulting. The "necropsy" basically seemed specifically written to insult the reviewer, rather than noting any significant holes in the review, or offering examples to contradict the reviewer's statements.
In other words, it's providing lovely support of the statement that this forum can be on the toxic side.
Wtf are you talking about?
Kinky play with name calling is about the most erotic thing to do,Seriously, what are you talking about?
My guess is you're starting a new game using the latest release, which is Part 2. You should start with Part 1.ok i downloaded the latest version off the game and appearently its missing files picture's aka the game is appearently corrupt
unable to see anything
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I understand.While I may disagree with the review, and may not think it's the best written thing possible, it seems likely to be someone's honest opinion, and was not particularly insulting. The "necropsy" basically seemed specifically written to insult the reviewer, rather than noting any significant holes in the review, or offering examples to contradict the reviewer's statements.
In other words, it's providing lovely support of the statement that this forum can be on the toxic side.
"Was that review Honest?" it probably was, remember Occam's razor, was he either: Espousing an opinion that you don't agree with (neither do I, for the record), or abusing a system that shields BAD reviewers from consequences so that he could make some sort of gain and maybe turn away one person from trying this game out?Was that review Honest? Was it the reflection of opinions? Or was it the abuse of a system that shields BAD reviewers from consequences? I feel that it wasn't honest, that no opinion was used and it is a clear abuse. What do YOU think?
if your only intention with the reply to review system is to "clap back" then you wont change any minds. the cure to bad speech is GOOD speech. If he says the fans are rabid, and the replies are 35 "you single celled organism fuck you"s then you are just proving him right. Of course you should be able to say your opinion, the issue is that your retort when someone rightfully calls you out for being rude is to say 'he was rude so I should be too'. you are allowed to be rude, but no one is changing their mind after they get called a "tiny amoeba infected with rabies".I find that the review system is majorly flawed. By not allowing anyone to clap back, to the most egregious accusations, and opinions that aren't anything but insults. The only answer to bad speech, is NEVER censorship, but MORE speech. Silencing the consequences is ALWAYS bad. Let it roll around in your head for a bit.
I freely admit that I did not even look up the review itself, just what you had quoted. So I don't know what else this person has reviewed.I understand.
You wanted me to coddle it. Gently tap its head and whisper "it's gonna be alright" in it's ear. Then we would seat and sing Kumbayas together. After we would leave.
Now, go to it's profile, see the type of reviews it leaves and the type of posts it makes.
There's one part of the right to free expression that the review process doesn't fulfill, it is the right to consequences. It is unpleasant? Yes, it is. But it is an essential part to the right to express yourself.
That user traditionally went too far, so, I did the same. Your critique is your right to apply consequences to me. Thanks. Keep going.
I could have been didactic, if he wasn't pedantic. I will NOT reward bad behavior. Much less when it's recurrent bad behavior.
This forum is Toxic? Yes, that is the reason I made THAT post, to point exactly to how toxic that "review" is.
I find that the review system is majorly flawed. By not allowing anyone to clap back, to the most egregious accusations, and opinions that aren't anything but insults. The only answer to bad speech, is NEVER censorship, but MORE speech. Silencing the consequences is ALWAYS bad. Let it roll around in your head for a bit.
Was that review Honest? Was it the reflection of opinions? Or was it the abuse of a system that shields BAD reviewers from consequences? I feel that it wasn't honest, that no opinion was used and it is a clear abuse. What do YOU think?
I mean that dude turned their profile private so I can't double check, but if the only reviews someone posts are negative then it stands to reason that the entire point of them posting reviews is just to drag and harass devs, and maybe even hurt their bottom lines."Was that review Honest?" it probably was, remember Occam's razor, was he either: Espousing an opinion that you don't agree with (neither do I, for the record), or abusing a system that shields BAD reviewers from consequences so that he could make some sort of gain and maybe turn away one person from trying this game out?
All your points are fair.I freely admit that I did not even look up the review itself, just what you had quoted. So I don't know what else this person has reviewed.
Didn't expect anyone to coddle him. Criticize him for giving the game 1 star when he found the renders attractive. Point out that complaints about an unattractive MC are rare here (I have seen plenty of complaints in other forums). Maybe I missed it, but you basically said nothing more meaningful than, "dude's full of shit." An opinion you're welcome to hold and express! However, it does sort of come off as "you don't like my favorite game, so you're a poopyhead" - it doesn't add much to the conversation, and feels a bit juvenile (though certainly written with a clever conceit; again, I allow that I may have missed some stronger relevance between your comments and the reviewer's).
A few notes: I really enjoy the game, and look forward to every release; I really don't generally view this forum as toxic, and would go so far as to say that the regular contributors are not the ones making the most "toxic" posts; and, if I was unclear, I don't agree with the points the reviewer made (and don't think he expressed himself all that well).
But, I didn't see anything complaining about this being a harem game. The reviewer seemed to indicate that the renders were nice, and the girls looked good, without any complaint about the number of them.
I see 4 basic complaints in his review:
1. He doesn't like the MC's appearance or personality. Not an opinion I share, but everyone's entitled to their own.
2. There's no real underlying story, it's just pretty much a "fuckfest". I believe this is a point no one, not even Moonbox himself, would disagree with. If that's not your thing, then this won't appeal to you. Eminently valid in a review.
3. All women seem to fall easily into the MC's arms. Certainly, there are exceptions (Allison, Amy, Annabelle, and Polly; first two love him, but haven't jumped him (yet); last two initially can't stand him), but, again, if you're looking for a game where the MC works hard to romance women and slowly convince them he's right for them, this may not be the game for you. Still, given Allison and Amy, this would have been a point you could have thrown back some challenge on.
4. The choices in the game don't provide him the sort of control over the story he would expect. Here's another point that's arguable, as it fundamentally goes back to the "fuckfest" point. Given there's little overarching story, there won't be decisions like should you betray so-and-so's secrets, or should you go to work running your own garage/repair business, or as an electrical engineer at the local paper plant. The choices you have are indeed related to who you will or won't get involved with, what activities you'll perform with them, and what should they call you.
Now, I still haven't looked at this guy's reviews. Maybe they pretty much follow a cookie-cutter template. Maybe the reviewer lied about his opinions (which seems pretty pointless). The review appears to state personal opinions about some aspects of the game, but really doesn't seem to portray the game as something other than what we all enjoy. That he does not enjoy it is his prerogative (and his loss, in my opinion).
The review system does allow feedback. You can post a review that's basically the opposite of his, refuting all his points whether you choose to reference his review or not. And you can report reviews: if this guy has reviews of only harem-tagged games, has reviews of 35 of them, and they're all one-star reviews (or even all but one), that's a sign that something may be off. If this guy was unreasonably rude or abusive, you could report him for that. Thing is, as I read it, he wasnt; I wouldn't expect a report on that basis to get you anywhere. And, honestly, if I saw a review that read like your necropsy, I probably would report it as having nothing of substance to say, and saying so in a fairly offensive manner (as opposed to a review that just said, "I didn't like it," which isn't particularly helpful, but doesn't accuse the game (or, by implication, the dev) of being full of shit and impotent). And that's why I said your necropsy felt like it was a bit toxic - no real reason for your disagreement, just fancy name-calling.
Sorry if this should have been a DM; just thought others might also benefit from my explanation of where I was coming from. If I bored everyone, my apologies.
I reiterate... They're like the only user I've actually ignored. Don't worry your presumably large head about it.All your points are fair.
I didn't have to be this caustic. In retrospect, I shouldn't have gone to his profile and read his posts and other reviews before starting to write. I did it though. The dude is indeed full of shit, doesn't have anything to say of value and his opinions are all that the MC is ugly, or a beta, or some other derogatory name. UNLESS, the game is NTR based. Then the MC is praised for being ugly, weak and a beta that deserves to be cucked.
From this I was able to build a tentative profile and I'm terribly sorry, it is an UGLY one. Yes, I was extremely hard and made no effort to even give his opinions any weight or respect. Instead of going high, I was too pissed off and was only able to go low. Because, with everything I've read of him, he never, even once, showed any respect for anyone. Return to sender was all I could think.
I wish I could have wrote BEFORE going through his history, but, well... I didn't.
What I saw was someone abusing the review system to go immune and not be challenged. His reaction of making his profile private, tells us EXACTLY that. He knows he was due to be called out, he even took a preemptive strike by calling us rabid, or was that a request? Maybe an expectation?
This is in fact, one of my favorite games. No it doesn't have a story, NEVER claimed to have, it IS indeed a fuckfest with no other intention but entertain us, making us laugh and feel good. Like a modern days Benny Hill Show. Any one that comes here looking for a Kafka book, or a Joyce's Ulysses, should have their head examined, AFTER the guillotine... for medical reasons, obviously.
I opted to go for the laugh by derision, using the most ridiculous high-brow possible, it was written withYou must be registered to see the linksover glass.
Peace
As others have pointed out, your post does seem to have entertained the community, which isn't a bad thing.All your points are fair.
I didn't have to be this caustic. In retrospect, I shouldn't have gone to his profile and read his posts and other reviews before starting to write. I did it though. The dude is indeed full of shit, doesn't have anything to say of value and his opinions are all that the MC is ugly, or a beta, or some other derogatory name. UNLESS, the game is NTR based. Then the MC is praised for being ugly, weak and a beta that deserves to be cucked.
From this I was able to build a tentative profile and I'm terribly sorry, it is an UGLY one. Yes, I was extremely hard and made no effort to even give his opinions any weight or respect. Instead of going high, I was too pissed off and was only able to go low. Because, with everything I've read of him, he never, even once, showed any respect for anyone. Return to sender was all I could think.
I wish I could have wrote BEFORE going through his history, but, well... I didn't.
What I saw was someone abusing the review system to go immune and not be challenged. His reaction of making his profile private, tells us EXACTLY that. He knows he was due to be called out, he even took a preemptive strike by calling us rabid, or was that a request? Maybe an expectation?
This is in fact, one of my favorite games. No it doesn't have a story, NEVER claimed to have, it IS indeed a fuckfest with no other intention but entertain us, making us laugh and feel good. Like a modern days Benny Hill Show. Any one that comes here looking for a Kafka book, or a Joyce's Ulysses, should have their head examined, AFTER the guillotine... for medical reasons, obviously.
I opted to go for the laugh by derision, using the most ridiculous high-brow possible, it was written withYou must be registered to see the linksover glass.
Peace
ok i downloaded the latest version off the game and appearently its missing files picture's aka the game is appearently corrupt
unable to see anything
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Kinda sounds like (to me) he eitherMy guess is you're starting a new game using the latest release, which is Part 2. You should start with Part 1.
Or you can answer lot of choice questions at the start of Part 2, but you won't know any of the context etc