I did tech support for work... never again... people are so dumb it's unbelievable...
I got a tech support chick once that was cool af.
Her: "Did you plug it into the socket?" (So, condenscending. So I decided to fuck with her.)
Me: "All the time. I just need to wrap it first, right?"
Her: "Of course. Wrap it to stay safe.
laughing"
Me: "That's what I thought. However, she must've been kicked multiple times during shipping. I've given aftercare, but, she really isn't responding to it. I think she's broke beyond repair."
Her: "
more laughter Well, sir. I'll send out a replacement and keep trying aftercare, she may respond to it at some point and then you'll have two to take care of.
laughing"
Then we bid each other a great day. Got my replacement a couple days later, no hardships for it. As for the original, well... she never came back from the treatment she endured during shipping.