WigglyWorld84

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Legally-obligated-nut? I thought we criminalised rape within marriage years ago, though i guess there might be some places around the world that still thinks it's ok.
I am always serious; I am never serious. - Me
It's just a joke between me and my wife. I like to let her know we have a legally binding contract that we signed, in front of witnesses, for her to give up that booty. Possibly poor taste, but she married me for my jokes, so fuggit.

Although Shizuka pees like a dog, she can't even be a dog
at least dogs are loyal and here she goes stealing the min something goes wrong, and she's extremely dumb stealing underwears n cleaning cock with windowcleaner
ffs
A dog cannot steal. By definition, it is impossible.

To paraphrase Taoism, "It is not stealing when a rat takes your grain. It is not murder when a cat kills the rat."

Dogs are scavengers and I have known plenty of dogs that steal underwear. Dogs also like to grab used feminine products from garbage cans... just wait for next update when Shizuka rummages through the garbage!
 
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xapican

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Actual nails or are we talking about finger- and toenails?

uuuh. That even hurts during writing it.
Whatever nails, the others have a clear explanation, I have to eat them because my dog steal (followed his insticts :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:so it is not a crime ) my "asado" (meat) :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
i played with the patch. though the patch seems to work for everyone but landlady. though tried it without that patch and still got that issue
rambo455 good that you called out maybe MoonBox can have a look into it as soon he has a bit of time

too much Iron in the Diet produces memory leak !:rolleyes:
 
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Swedishbloke

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I am always serious; I am never serious. - Me
It's just a joke between me and my wife. I like to let her know we have a legally binding contract that we signed, in front of witnesses, for her to give up that booty. Possibly poor taste, but she married me for my jokes, so fuggit.


A dog cannot steal. By definition, it is impossible.

To paraphrase Taoism, "It is not stealing when a rat takes your grain. It is not murder when a cat kills the rat."

Dogs are scavengers and I have known plenty of dogs that steal underwear. Dogs also like to grab used feminine products from garbage cans... just wait for next update when Shizuka rummages through the garbage!
So.. she is a raccoon?
 
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