But Iam a pervert I was raised on Al Bundy
I really wouldn't worry.
Who's to say what is, or is not, perverted?
Alfred Kinsey wrote a book in 1948, Sexual Behaviour in the Human Male.
He posited that 75% of adult American males were sexual deviants, by the criteria at the time.
Makes you wonder, if 3/4 of men were "abnormal", what constitutes "normal" & how?
One person's lewd behaviour, is another person's standard Monday morning.
There's a well known case of objectophilia, where a Swedish woman married the Berlin Wall in 1979 & now considers herself a widow.
An American woman (Erika Eiffel) consummated her relationship with the Eiffel Tower, having previously done the same with the Golden Gate Bridge.