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Everyone is so obsessed with the beach in Paris, but everyone is ignoring that there was also zero mention of any jet lag.
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And they're not nearly the only girls missing from the banner. We used to call this a people puddle back in my college days. I'm looking forward to seeing how MB fits Betty and the rest into the current puddle.
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or that everyone is speaking english. everyone knows french ppl refuse to talk english.
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Are there any cities called Paris in America? There's a load of Dublins in America.
Maybe we can all pretend MC was just visiting his aunt who was only a few states over. It would explain a lot
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Well there we go then. We're not in Paris France, we're in Paris Texas.There is one in Tx. I googled that.
Mystery solved.
English Speakers, Beaches, Bail, no jet lag, they're all explained now.
Good work team
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Maybe they are in Las Vegas and think it's Paris. It would explain the Eifel Tower and even fake beaches can be found there.
Perhaps confsion with Le Touquet-Paris-Plage.
Moonbox can you correct, Champ d'Elysee, it's Les Champs-Elysées
Moonbox can you correct, Champ d'Elysee, it's Les Champs-Elysées
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I, for one, have to thank Moonbox once again.
I love Paris and can't wait to go back there some time. Never could think of anything to make Paris even better than it is. And then he makes us go to the beach in minutes... Brilliant.
Just out of curiosity, Paris was the only place where I ever got stuck alone in a cab, in the middle of the highway, while the cab driver ran after another driver because he hit the brakes too hard and made the guy loose his temper. The screaming went on for long minutes while the meter was running. Then they just went back to the cars and proceed like it was nothing. My boss was paying, so...
I love Paris and can't wait to go back there some time. Never could think of anything to make Paris even better than it is. And then he makes us go to the beach in minutes... Brilliant.
Just out of curiosity, Paris was the only place where I ever got stuck alone in a cab, in the middle of the highway, while the cab driver ran after another driver because he hit the brakes too hard and made the guy loose his temper. The screaming went on for long minutes while the meter was running. Then they just went back to the cars and proceed like it was nothing. My boss was paying, so...
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Yeah cause I'm sure they serve Escargot's in Texas........
You'd probably get shot for asking for it......
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How DARE you bring logic and reason into my carefully crafted conspiracy?!!
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You have got to keep your conspiracy theories at least close to something that's remotely possible, you know, time travel or fusion generators. NOT escargot's in Texas!!!
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It just occurred to me, the housekeeper was speaking and thinking in spanish, not french. Not that a woman from Spain couldn't work in france, but this situation does feel more likely in America
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"more likely" is a phrase that should never be used for this VN......
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I hope you are aware that Spain has a border with France. That both are IN the EU, with free travel and work between countries? Yeah, it's actually quite common to find people of any of the EU countries working in other EU countries.
Well, that was the least weird thing in that multiverse version of Paris.
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Do you enjoy poking holes in my ideas? Is that it?
Oh I'm well aware, just it still left like the american media sterotype of having a mexican/spanish woman as a housekeeper, so it just left a little off for that sterotype to be happening in France even if it's very possible in realityI hope you are aware that Spain has a border with France. That both are IN the EU, with free travel and work between countries? Yeah, it's actually quite common to find people of any of the EU countries working in other EU countries.
Well, that was the least weird thing in that multiverse version of Paris.
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Honestly, I have no fucking idea where I was going with that post
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lol I get where you're coming from, but I think the standard US maid stereotype is probably Mexican, or South American, rather than Spanish?
Spanish speaking, yes. Spanish, from Spain, not so much a US thing, to the best of my knowledge.
Still, I was far more distracted by Paris suddenly becoming a seaside town, with a beach.
The city is 170km\105 miles from the nearest beach.