VN Ren'Py Grandma's House [Part 6 v0.90] [Moonbox]

[FatGiant]

Since you mentioned it, I would be quite interested in the design of the bed. The static load on this screen will be slightly under half a ton, that's already a damn good dimension. And I'm not talking about what kind of dynamic load it has to handle.

It is built with a metal frame, the metal was extracted from the Belgium Mountains and tempered with the liquefied sands of the Paris Beach.

It is indestructible, unsinkable, unmoving, water (and fluids) resistant, friction proof, can stand sun level temperatures and the mattress, oh the mattress, that wonder is made of "Idiotic Comments". Let me tell you, that mattress is the most supporting, the most soft, the most warm, the most cloud like. It doesn't even need to be turned for Winter and Summer...

The bedding, is made of "Troll Hair", dyed with the "White Knighted Sheep Piss", it's thread count is over 35.000. It's such a textile feat that the only thing keeping it from Guinness Book of Records is the Patent. World leaders and Billionaires have tried to get the secrets of it, but, it's hold very safe on a Box on the Moon.

Peace

 

[MalLiz]

Since you mentioned it, I would be quite interested in the design of the bed. The static load on this screen will be slightly under half a ton, that's already a damn good dimension. And I'm not talking about what kind of dynamic load it has to handle.

If we're talking metric tonnes (or I guess a metric tonne if we are to be pedantic) then I'd say you're probably off by about fifty kilograms, at least. Kat, Shizuka and Asami are all pletty slim, but Alison, Amy, Liz and Jamila are pretty decently sized, i.e. they're not stick figures. So we can easily infer the averaged-out weight per person is about 65 kilograms for the ladies. But MC? Come on... He's tall, he's buff, and he's clearly not lacking in any way, physically speaking. So I'd estimate his weight at around 90 kilograms, at the very least.

So with that bit of data in mind, 65 x 7 = 455 + 90 = 545. So yeah! Your estimate was pretty good overall, but I'd say we can easily infer the bed to be supporting more than half a tonne of concentrated sexiness in that picture. Oak, ebony and mahogany, move the fuck over. We're using ironwood for this sucker, I'm betting! And I mean the D&D type at that, not just the olneya kind.

(And yeah, I'm a fucking nerd. Deal with it, yo. )

-Mal

 

[PhineasFlynn]

It is built with a metal frame, the metal was extracted from the Belgium Mountains and tempered with the liquefied sands of the Paris Beach.

Yeah, it seems to have more durability than vibranium or adamantium. I have a feeling that it will not be an ordinary metal and its base will not be published in the regular periodic table.
Paris beaches, that brings me back to the IOC idiocy. Many surfers went as far as Tahiti, when Paris has such beautiful beaches.

It is indestructible, unsinkable, unmoving, water (and fluids) resistant, friction proof, can stand sun level temperatures and the mattress, oh the mattress, that wonder is made of "Idiotic Comments". Let me tell you, that mattress is the most supporting, the most soft, the most warm, the most cloud like. It doesn't even need to be turned for Winter and Summer...

That almost sounds like a Titanic ad back in the days

Thank you for your comprehensive analysis, I don't have to look for such complicated furniture. Thank God that I am lucky in my life and have only one wife

 

[FatGiant]

only

Is that jealousy or relief? Hard to tell from here...

Peace

 

[PhineasFlynn]

If we're talking metric tonnes (or I guess a metric tonne if we are to be pedantic) then I'd say you're probably off by about fifty kilograms, at least. Kat, Shizuka and Asami are all pletty slim, but Alison, Amy, Liz and Jamila are pretty decently sized, i.e. they're not stick figures. So we can easily infer the averaged-out weight per person is about 65 kilograms for the ladies. But MC? Come on... He's tall, he's buff, and he's clearly not lacking in any way, physically speaking. So I'd estimate his weight at around 90 kilograms, at the very least.

So with that bit of data in mind, 65 x 7 = 455 + 90 = 545. So yeah! Your estimate was pretty good overall, but I'd say we can easily infer the bed to be supporting more than half a tonne of concentrated sexiness in that picture. Oak, ebony and mahogany, move the fuck over. We're using ironwood for this sucker, I'm betting! And I mean the D&D type at that, not just the olneya kind.

(And yeah, I'm a fucking nerd. Deal with it, yo. )

-Mal

Well, I calculated with the average weight of a woman of 50 kg, but it will probably be a bit higher. The heaviest will probably be Jamila, but I doubt that she will weigh 70 kg. I also assumed about 90 kg for Thomas.

Is that jealousy or relief? Hard to tell from here...

Peace

Both, sometime one is not enough, especially when it come to naughty thing (But maybe I just think too much of myself and would need that firmer bed again.). But usually one is too much to handle

 

[MalLiz]

Well, I calculated with the average weight of a woman of 50 kg, but it will probably be a bit higher. The heaviest will probably be Jamila, but I doubt that she will weigh 70 kg. I also assumed about 90 kg for Thomas.

Both, sometime one is not enough, especially when it come to naughty thing (But maybe I just think too much of myself and would need that firmer bed again.). But usually one is too much to handle

Well even if we average out the ladies' weight at about 60 kilograms each, that still comes up to a grand total of about 510 kilograms. I mean, sure, this is just guesswork, but I'm pretty sure my math is at least somewhat solid!

-Mal

 

[PhineasFlynn]

Well even if we average out the ladies' weight at about 60 kilograms each, that still comes up to a grand total of about 510 kilograms. I mean, sure, this is just guesswork, but I'm pretty sure my math is at least somewhat solid!

-Mal

As I say, we calculated an average of 50 kg, if we don't know their height, it's a very bad estimate. I just took an average, we didn't distinguish specifically. Rather than solidity, I played to a certain tact. And how the hell is a guy supposed to know a woman's weight or age when women lie about it all the time.

 

[HornyyPussy]

I swear to the gods, the discussions in this thread reach some epic levels from time to time!

 

[Ennoch]

NOW THERE IS SEX WITH NANA

Thank you for pointing it out since the rest of us had no idea whatsoever

 

[FatGiant]

NOW THERE IS SEX WITH NANA

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Can you please edit your post and put what is out of the spoiler in the spoiler? Optionally, you can put the content of the spoiler outside, if you so wish.

I'm sure you understand why.

Peace

 

[MAGO-DAG]

DON'T READ SPOILERS AND ENJOY UPDATES YET
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This looks good

 

[FatGiant]

This looks good

I see that even trying to be respectful doesn't work.

Well, actions stain who makes them, no one else.

Peace

 

[MAGO-DAG]

I see that even trying to be respectful doesn't work.

Well, actions stain who makes them, no one else.

Peace

I just came to see how thread GH is doing, but sometimes it's annoying that the text is so big, as if they do it on purpose... have to accept it lol

 

[FatGiant]

I just came to see how thread GH is doing, but sometimes it's annoying that the text is so big, as if they do it on purpose... have to accept it lol

I may be powerless to stop it, but I'll NEVER accept it.

Peace

 

[MalLiz]

As I say, we calculated an average of 50 kg, if we don't know their height, it's a very bad estimate. I just took an average, we didn't distinguish specifically. Rather than solidity, I played to a certain tact. And how the hell is a guy supposed to know a woman's weight or age when women lie about it all the time.

You're not wrong about there being a lack of certainty in this, but there's still a lot you can infer by looking at a person's size in relativity to the objects around that person. (That old "banana for scale" meme comes to mind.) Most bed mattresses are a a bit over 200 centimetres in length, and the MC looks like he takes up about 90-95% of a bed's overall length, so we can thus infer he's about 185 centimetres tall. And with that number in mind plus his overall muscular build, we can roughly intuit that he weighs somewhere between 90 and 100 kilograms. (Admittedly I'm skipping the explaining of a lot of technical mumbojumbo in this.)

"But what about the women?" You might ask. Well, we can pretty easily intuit their general level of weight from their height as well. Seeing as how just about every single lady in the game has been next to, on top of, under, or in some other way in close/parallel proximity to the MC, their height is easy to calculate as well. I mean... Roughly anyway! Alison is easily 15 centimetres shorter than the MC for instance, seeing as how she has to "reach up" to kiss him.

So! With all that in mind, judging by the aforementioned woman's overall body proportions, it's safe to assume she is of fairly average weight for an adult lady, which is about 60-65 kilograms. And using Alison as a sort of "standard" to measure the others by, you can further intuit their respective weights as well.

I mean... Yeah, I am just estimating stuff here, but I'm also the kind of loser that actually genuinely enjoys mathematics, so I'm pretty sure I'm at least in the right ballpark on this.

-Mal

 

[gam2000]

I was just joking about the statement!^^
After all, I think many were waiting for this!

You don't read the threads much, do you. This had been discussed to death and you missed it.

 

[txe320]

You don't read the threads much, do you. This had been discussed to death and you missed it.

Exactly. It was burned by the two ends of the candle.

Burn to a crisp.

....

Just like Melissa.

 

[FatGiant]

Just like Melissa.

#SaveMelissa

 

[jackdragonchaos]

#fuckmelissazombie

so anyway blessed samhain.

 

[CrookedMan26]

Should get rid of the "no sex with Nana" disclaimer on the front page now that there is. Also, I'm pleasantly surprised that Nana is not the slow burn of the game after all, but Amelia. Gunna turn that cutie into a freak like her sister, so help me god.