S1nsational
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An account nearly a year old and this crap is your ninth comment? To the list with you
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PhineasFlynn
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Years ago I had a mentally retarded guy at work, he had a girlfriend who was also mentally retarded. They tried "it" once with a running start. He ended up with a sore blue dick, she with a sore and blue lower abdomen. I don't know what happened to her later, but he ended up in the hospital for a few days.
Some things just don't happen quickly
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whatone
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She got put through even more trauma when she got her 'nads cut off.
Poor thing's been through the wringer!
Pleasure mate, happy to help.Thanks very much whatone for the exact version number to Part info. That fixed me up in a jiffy. Is this a bit more like it as a "last panel"?
TigerWolfe
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One of my friends from the military is known as the destroyer in our friend group because of this. I don't think she ever went on a second date with that guy.Years ago I had a mentally retarded guy at work, he had a girlfriend who was also mentally retarded. They tried "it" once with a running start. He ended up with a sore blue dick, she with a sore and blue lower abdomen. I don't know what happened to her later, but he ended up in the hospital for a few days.
Some things just don't happen quickly
Yes
(Oh fuck, I can't believe I nearly missed this opportunity!) I guess you could say his potency superseded their infertility, huh?!
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whatone
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Penile fracture is a real injury. It usually requires surgery to fix.
PhineasFlynn
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If you're talking about my retarded guy's girlfriend, the two of them lived together for many years. The guy is over 50 now, but I haven't heard from him in over 10 years. They just wanted to try something different...
TigerWolfe
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More just broke dick from bedroom hijinks, per my friend she just bounced too high.
UnwrappedGodiva
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Did you expect him to use a screwdriver for turning screws? Everybody knows that a screwdriver is used as a wedge, punch, or for any other operation that is likely to hurt someone. It does not matter if the exhaust has no screws: a screwdriver (or a hammer) can always be used.
PhineasFlynn
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Well, yeah, but there's no need to tinker with the exhaust unless you want to mine platinum or tune the DPF. If we're talking about old two-stroke engines, it would be different.
popober
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He was lucky. The article I read mentioned "blood everywhere" and "stitches."Years ago I had a mentally retarded guy at work, he had a girlfriend who was also mentally retarded. They tried "it" once with a running start. He ended up with a sore blue dick, she with a sore and blue lower abdomen. I don't know what happened to her later, but he ended up in the hospital for a few days.
Some things just don't happen quickly
Yes
popober
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I had almost defaulted to trying to look it up, but nah. No. Nah. Holy shit I regret bringing this up.
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WigglyWorld84
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With all the talk of Garvity2, it's good to see the original gravity make a cameo.
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Adhdclassic
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indeed i have been putting off this game because of Grandmother but i thought why not give it a try i will just skip through grandma content so here am iHere we see a new Player...
HornyyPussy
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Why in the ever loving Cthulhu would you do that?
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Satou Pendragon
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Not everyone wants Nana Scenes HP. Shocking I know but it's true...
whatone
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That's pretty much the same as not wanting to fuck a prostitute in game, then playing hooker hotel.Not everyone wants Nana Scenes HP. Shocking I know but it's true...
Made up title, but you get the point.
Common sense, the least common thing on the fucking planet.