This is why we need to talk to them
Act 142 :
L "Don’t tell me you’re pulling out now."
MC "Nah, you know me, I never pull out."
L "You can say that again, I keep having to buy morning-after pills because of you."
MC "Why not just get on birth control?"
L "I don’t like the side effects."
MC "I’m just now realizing this was never a conversation I thought I’d have with you."
L "Yeah, I never expected this either…"
MC "Where do you think this will lead?"
L "It can’t really lead anywhere, can it?"
L "I guess we’ll just enjoy it while it lasts."
MC "Yeah, and pretend it never happened at future gatherings…"
L "Oh, those will be so much fun."