We're not savages, we still have Taco Tuesdays after sacrificing half a dozen Emu.
Because we need meat for the tacos, after all...
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Because we need meat for the tacos, after all...
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2 pirates walk into a bar, there is an attractive lass having some rum.
Pirate 1: Baby, my ship was sunk till I saw you.
Attractive Lass: *Slaps him*
Pirate 1: Bring on the storm baby, I like it rough.
Attractive Lass: *Stabs him with her cutlass*
Pirate 1: Argggg babyyyyy, Arggggg. *Runs away*
Pirate 2: Arg, do ye have the latest full version of "Harem Hotel" with a full save, milady?
Attractive Lass: Why yes I do lad.
Pirate 2: I sure would like to pillage yer booty, milady.
Attractive Lass: Well, just come dock in my port and get it lad.
Pirate 2: Let me stick me cannon in yer porthole then, lass
Attractive Lass: Very well, just make it quick.
* 30 seconds later *
Pirate 2: Arg, thank ye lass
And that is the story of Pirate 2's perilous journey to an attractive lass's house to download Harem Hotel onto his flash-drive from the lass's computer one faithful Halloween night. The first pirate doesn't always get the booty.
Pirate 1: Baby, my ship was sunk till I saw you.
Attractive Lass: *Slaps him*
Pirate 1: Bring on the storm baby, I like it rough.
Attractive Lass: *Stabs him with her cutlass*
Pirate 1: Argggg babyyyyy, Arggggg. *Runs away*
Pirate 2: Arg, do ye have the latest full version of "Harem Hotel" with a full save, milady?
Attractive Lass: Why yes I do lad.
Pirate 2: I sure would like to pillage yer booty, milady.
Attractive Lass: Well, just come dock in my port and get it lad.
Pirate 2: Let me stick me cannon in yer porthole then, lass
Attractive Lass: Very well, just make it quick.
* 30 seconds later *
Pirate 2: Arg, thank ye lass
And that is the story of Pirate 2's perilous journey to an attractive lass's house to download Harem Hotel onto his flash-drive from the lass's computer one faithful Halloween night. The first pirate doesn't always get the booty.
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and here i thought Friday was PokeHer night!.
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Man, look at all of those tacos. All the more reason to TAKE UP ARMS AGAINST THE FLIGHTLESS MENACE!
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Freaking loved this game! Definitely a fan!
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I know my enemies, they're the teachers who've chosen to fight me! Compromise! Conformity! Assimilation! Submission! Ignorance! Hypocrisy! Brutality! The elite!
Those emu tacos sure are tastey though! Cant wait for Tuesday again! Lol
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"Screw you dolphin, and fook you whale!!!" south park quote
Me: " Don't forget the FOOKING EMUUUUS!!!"
Does anyone know how to activate the Christmas event? Yea I know its not Christmas now but any codes or time changing that works? Time hack doesn't seem to do it.
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??? Why do people find kates Riddle so hard?,
its pretty obvious what the answer is if you rEad it!.
its pretty obvious what the answer is if you rEad it!.
Yep! Had to remake a lot of Ashley stuff due to Patreon, so that cut into my planning for v0.7, as well as delayed it by quite a bit.
Sorry, I missed the news and couldn't find the answer in recent posts... what did Patreon make you change about Ashley?
P.S. -- love the game!! it's my favorite
Thank you!
Patreon didn't like that Ashley had small breasts and was wearing a school uniform. So they told me to either make her breasts bigger, or change her outfit. I chose to change her outfit. Either way I had to remake 90% of Ashley's content.
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One-handed reading is not so easy, it seems.
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