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Staph infection did that to me. Would not recommend it though.
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- Sep 3, 2017
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Well in theory a severe allergic reaction to a space vaccine apparently does the trick.
In reality, I had something similar happen when I walked through a wasp nest and got stung on my right arm 17 times. I wouldn't recommend that any more than Vainglorious's staph infection.
I guess you could also get peripheral edema in your arms/hands instead of your legs...somehow...but I suspect that would be equally unpleasant and carry quite a few health risks.
Jokes aside though, I did work with a guy a few years ago that had fucking massive sausage-fingers. They were really, really weird looking and he was really self conscious about them.
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I had a dentist who had the largest hands I've ever seen outside of Andre the Giant and I always thought why did you choose dentistry as a profession. Keep your gorilla fingers out my mouth.
- Sep 3, 2017
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Haha!
Did he still insist on trying to carry on a conversation with you?
Dentist : "So how have you been?"
You : "Mmmfmmhmhdgfhg!!"
Dentist : "Oh nice, how did that work out?
- Jun 14, 2018
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Of course. It didn't help he had a horrible beside manner. I didn't use him for long. Hated that guy in every way possible.
Also....to bring this back on track. I love this game! Kali is my bae. I love having a game where I can actually enjoy polyamory without the worry of making "the choice".
Hey, guys, what's going....
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- Jun 5, 2019
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For real though.
Can we get back to talking about how amazing Android is and crack jokes about ballistic lactation more?
I don't wanna have to sit and think about Patreon's TOS or porn games love of going full-on Grabby hands without waking people up somehow.
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Yeah, sorry about that. Especially to Runey. Probably went all "Oh god damn it, not again...".
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Ok so I have a couple questions about this one haven't played it yet lol. #1 is this game worth playing.#2 I know its a harem game but lets say if I just wanted one girl can I choose to pursue just that one girl or no. #3 Is this game more like Echi Sensei (I think I spelled that right lol)
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#1 - Yes
#2 - Yes, although there is no penalty for pursuing multiple girls, you're free to just focus on one and not do the stories for the rest if you prefer.
#3 - Never tried it so can't say
Some characters need others to be a certain point in their story to progress, and some don't.
I haven't played Ecchi Sensei, but I believe that game is much more linear. There are infinite days in HH, and you can spend your time doing whatever you like, liking training, going on dates, doing story, etc.
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Have look through the reviews (link at the top of the thread list) - you should be able to find people with similar interests and read their opinions.
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You could pursue just 1 girl but you wouldn't get much content at all. I think you need to progress other girls before some will move in their story.
They are all tied to the story so it's either harem or nothing really.
Personally I enjoy it but if you are looking for a 1 on 1 game then a harem based game may not be for you.
No idea if it's like that game you mentioned, I don't play it.
1. I think it's best to read through the reviews and decide for yourself. I like the game, but that's just my opinion.
2. For the most part, you can focus on one girl; however, there are some storylines where you can't progress unless you're at a certain level with at least one of the other girls.
3. About the only major similarity I can see between this game and Ecchi Sensei is that both lean more towards the harem aspect than not as far as gameplay. There's definitely not as many girls to play with here, but you're able to play with them more often. The games are different enough that I love both of them for different reasons.
Yeah, Ecchi Sensei and Harem Hotel don't share a lot. HH is built around you interacting with the girls based on their schedule with overlap at times. ES is more about following the linear story and making diverging choices when they come up. If we're being honest, ES has more in common with Waifu Academy.
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I really appreciate all the feedback everyone. Looks like I have nothing but time to play my backlog power is going to go out soon because of hurricane Barry so I'm even going to have to play on my laptop lol. But seriously thanks everyone I usually don't go for harem games but I think I might actually try this one. Don't knock it till you try it right lol.
First off, I've been playing the game for a while and I have to say, that I can't get enough of the stories for the girls. I love the character growth. thank you for your hard work! Will we ever be able to have Kali or Emma sleep in the bed with us?