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A long time ago, in a galaxy not so far away, there lived a noble being known as LordAshram.
LordAshram was a giant among men, and a genius with code, who had stepped in to take over the duty's of updating a mythological device known as "the Walk Through Mod".
A device so powerful that it made traversing the world easy.
So easy in fact, that weaker mortals began to lose the ability to think for themselves, and they became enslaved to it.
The Walk Through Mod itself was not, and never was intended to be a device with evil intent.
But as time went on, and more and more people forgot how to think for themselves, it turned them into mindless zombies who just clicked their way through life, with no concern for consequences.
Then the dark day came when the mighty LordAshram was struck down with a terrible illness.
Unable to update the walkthrough mod anymore, it turned from being a device for the greater good, into the destroyer of worlds.
The zombies mindlessly kept installing the old and now dangerous to use walkthrough mod into their world, and causing their world to crash around them.
The zombies then prayed to the Gods of the forum for help, but the Gods were powerless to do anything other than to advise the zombies to throw off the shackles placed on them by the walkthrough mod, and rebuild their worlds from beginning.
But as the days, weeks and months passed, more and more zombies prayed to the Gods of the forum for help, and time and time again the Gods answered.
Until the Gods grew tired of the zombies daily lamentations, and unleashed Nia the Destroyer upon them.
But even the mighty Nia proved powerless to stop them from sending the same prayers on a nearly daily basis to the Gods of the forum.
Finally, the Gods had had enough, so they unleashed a moderator to strike down the offending link to the walkthrough mod.
But there was no peace to be found there, because now the zombies constantly pray to the Gods of the forum to deliver unto them a walkthrough mod.
And the zombies are told repeatedly, that no one with the skills of LordAshram has stepped forward, so there is no walkthrough mod.
The world has been a dark and foreboding place since the zombies appeared, to spread their terror through the forum.
Because none of them are smart enough to use the search feature at the top of the page, and find the answers for themselves.
LordAshram was a giant among men, and a genius with code, who had stepped in to take over the duty's of updating a mythological device known as "the Walk Through Mod".
A device so powerful that it made traversing the world easy.
So easy in fact, that weaker mortals began to lose the ability to think for themselves, and they became enslaved to it.
The Walk Through Mod itself was not, and never was intended to be a device with evil intent.
But as time went on, and more and more people forgot how to think for themselves, it turned them into mindless zombies who just clicked their way through life, with no concern for consequences.
Then the dark day came when the mighty LordAshram was struck down with a terrible illness.
Unable to update the walkthrough mod anymore, it turned from being a device for the greater good, into the destroyer of worlds.
The zombies mindlessly kept installing the old and now dangerous to use walkthrough mod into their world, and causing their world to crash around them.
The zombies then prayed to the Gods of the forum for help, but the Gods were powerless to do anything other than to advise the zombies to throw off the shackles placed on them by the walkthrough mod, and rebuild their worlds from beginning.
But as the days, weeks and months passed, more and more zombies prayed to the Gods of the forum for help, and time and time again the Gods answered.
Until the Gods grew tired of the zombies daily lamentations, and unleashed Nia the Destroyer upon them.
But even the mighty Nia proved powerless to stop them from sending the same prayers on a nearly daily basis to the Gods of the forum.
Finally, the Gods had had enough, so they unleashed a moderator to strike down the offending link to the walkthrough mod.
But there was no peace to be found there, because now the zombies constantly pray to the Gods of the forum to deliver unto them a walkthrough mod.
And the zombies are told repeatedly, that no one with the skills of LordAshram has stepped forward, so there is no walkthrough mod.
The world has been a dark and foreboding place since the zombies appeared, to spread their terror through the forum.
Because none of them are smart enough to use the search feature at the top of the page, and find the answers for themselves.
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