TheDevian

Svengali Productions
Game Developer
Mar 8, 2018
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I am positive that the reason that there are butterfly's flying around the kittens head, is because you have been head patting the kitten, and we are simply seeing what the kitten is seeing.
Obviously, but I have to do something with all the fairy wings, and I am tired of cooking. All the oil is bad for my skin.
 

DigDug69

Engaged Member
Jun 29, 2019
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I have a better use for the fairies.
I want them to wrap their arms around my dick and then jump up and down.
There are of course other variations of how the desired results can be achieved.
They all, if done correctly can be messy, but the fairies are in no way harmed by the experience.
In fact, they might even enjoy it.
 

ChildofIshtar

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Brother, you keep getting auto muted by a bot for saying a banned word multiple times. We don't even know what you're trying to say, it just insta-claps you.
NGL this is funnier than I thought the reality was gonna be... figured it would be another child trying to join a porn game community. (actually might still be based on this but I digreess)
 
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DigDug69

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Jun 29, 2019
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Soon the air will be filled with the pitter patter of thousands of people head patting the girls in Harem Hotel.
Well, as far as I am concerned they are patting heads, because I do not want to think about what else it could be.
Perhaps head patting really refers to something else...
 

ChildofIshtar

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Jul 23, 2021
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Soon the air will be filled with the pitter patter of thousands of people head patting the girls in Harem Hotel.
Well, as far as I am concerned they are patting heads, because I do not want to think about what else it could be.
Perhaps head patting really refers to something else...
Indeed, soon my head will be patted by the back of _insert reader's favorite girl_'s throat. It should be magical.
 

TheDevian

Svengali Productions
Game Developer
Mar 8, 2018
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You could Dry them then grind them into powder,
They make a great seasoning this way!.
Its very good on Goblin meat, Goblin meat is terrible with out it!. (Very similar to Humans Goat meat)
I need another drying rack, someone fell on the last one. At least I have an electric grinder, to save my arm for better things.
I have a better use for the fairies.
I want them to wrap their arms around my dick and then jump up and down.
There are of course other variations of how the desired results can be achieved.
They all, if done correctly can be messy, but the fairies are in no way harmed by the experience.
In fact, they might even enjoy it.
 

Runey

Harem Hotel
Game Developer
May 17, 2018
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HAREM HOTEL v0.17 has released for EVERYONE!



Patch Notes are included

To the staff, please replace this information with the updated information in the OP:

You've inherited your grandfather's hotel on a foreign continent where everything seems fine on the surface, but rarely is. Develop relationships, skills and your hotel, with 18 beautiful and fleshed out characters. Harem Hotel includes hundreds of fully animated and uncensored lewd scenes, an array of stats, traits, outfits, and upgrades to buy and unlock, dozens of hours of content, over 1,030 unique events, over 32,500 HD images, and way, way more to come.
 
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