Just play the loophole song for Autumn and her sister and you can have them both.
Runey could actually squeeze the song into the game by just having it playing on Kali's PC with musical notes and some of the lyrics in the air above the speaker.
Just change the name of the deity from Jesus to the deity that Autumn worships.
"Well there's a loophole in The Scripture that works really well
So I can get him off without going to hell
It's my Hail Mary, full of grace
In gaius's name, we go to fifth base!
Oh, thank you for making me holy
And thank you for giving me holes to choose from
And since I'm not a Godless whore
He'll have to come in the back door
Therefore
Fuck me in the ass 'cause I love gaius
The good Lord would want it that way
Gimme that sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalization"
And best of all, Autumn has used some of the terms in that song.