Noah Neim

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But, purely hypothetically, if Runey allowed us to cut the heads of our enemies and impale the heads od our enemies on a stake and display the heads of our enemies impaled on a stake outside the hotel, in what measuring system should we measure the ideal length and width of the stakes? How many headpats should one pole measure in length and width? Wait, it doesn't matter, runey never lets us chop off the heads of our enemies or display them on stakes. Nevermind.
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DigDug69

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But, purely hypothetically, if Runey allowed us to cut the heads of our enemies and impale the heads od our enemies on a stake and display the heads of our enemies impaled on a stake outside the hotel, in what measuring system should we measure the ideal length and width of the stakes? How many headpats should one pole measure in length and width? Wait, it doesn't matter, runey never lets us chop off the heads of our enemies or display them on stakes. Nevermind.
Perhaps he will allow it if we displayed them in a tasteful, and less blatant manner.
Perhaps we can mount lightbulb sockets in both ears and security cameras in the eye sockets, with a nice hat on top.
Or, we can just mount the head on a stake, and then cover it with a teletubbie head.
 

DevinHesi

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You've inherited your grandfather's hotel on a foreign continent where everything seems fine on the surface, but rarely is. Develop relationships, skills and your hotel, with 18 beautiful and fleshed out characters. Harem Hotel includes hundreds of fully animated and uncensored lewd scenes, an array of stats, traits, outfits, and upgrades to buy and unlock, dozens of hours of content, over 1,075 unique events, over 33,550 HD images, and way, way more to come.
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Hello Everyone!
After many delays and setbacks, Harem Hotel v0.18 is finally here! My life has been chaotic this past year, so I was rarely able to find time to work. With any luck, this next year will be business as usual :)

Regarding the content, the biggest feature of v0.18 is the new Farmable Garden expansion! (Best experienced with a new save) This is a new active source of income, and will become passive if you assign Jin to the farm after reaching level 6. This expansion touches upon almost every aspect of the game, and there is still more to come to it in v0.18.1, such as new crops and special effects when giving a crop to a main character.



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PATCH NOTES


The Garden:

Added the farmable garden

Added the greenhouse to the garden

Added 3 plot tiers to the garden

Added 9 crops (3 unique elvish crops)

Added upgrades to the garden

Added Jin as the gardener

Added 2 events to the garden



Explore Content:

1 Park Event

Added the Food Drive minigame

Added a map and shop to the park



Lin:

1 Story Event (2 Scenes)

Jin:

5 Events



Kali:

1 Story Event

Remade 4th event



Ashley:

1 Story Event

Remade 4th event

Kate:

1 Event



Maria:

1 Story Event

Remade 1st event



Android:

1 Story Event

Added the other 5 outfits to her Lobby Hangouts

Added 5 sex animations to her Lobby Hangouts in those outfits



Felicity and Emma:

1 Story Event



Autumn:

1 Story Event



Misc:

Redesigned the "How are you?" button in each character's room.

(Each main character will now comment on recent events)

Added 11 scenes to Lin's gallery

Added 9 scenes to Kali's gallery

Added 10 scenes to Ashley's gallery

Added 14 scenes to Maria's gallery

Added 12 scenes to Android's gallery

Added 10 scenes to F&E's gallery

Added 12 scenes to Autumn's gallery

Added 21 scenes to the Other's gallery





Cheat Codes:
More Cheat Codes:
WIKI/Walkthrough:



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DOWNLOADS

PC/ANDROID:

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v0.17+ > v0.18 Patch (PC only) (READ_ME included):

1.
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Mac:

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2. Coming Soon

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New Harem Hotel Figurine available for purchase! For now, this figurine will be limited to 25 sales, and limited to Lin in her maid outfit. But depending on demand, every character in any outfit and pose could be available!

Height: 6 inches (15.24cm)

Material: Durable, high quality resin

Detailing: Polished and ready to be painted

Shipping: Is included and typically in less than 2 weeks, tracking available

Design: Lin in her classic maid outfit (Pictures available upon request)

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  • Plus all benefits from the Dedicator ($10) Tier for one month!
  • If you're already a Dedicator, you will be upgraded to the Lover ($20) Tier for one month!


If you're interested in purchasing a Lin Figurine, you can purchase her

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1. Download the PC version of the game.

2. Unpack the .zip using RAR or your desired unpacking tool.

3. Download Joiplay and the Ren'py plugins, up to date versions of both can be found on the joiplay website.

4. Launch Joiplay, when your on the main menu click the "+" button on the bottom right. Enter game name, version and (optional) game icon.

5. On the "Executable File" click Choose and go to the location where you downloaded the game, when inside the unpacked game folder choose the .exe game file and click Choose. When all information looks correct, feel free to click on the "Add" button.

6. You're now done and good to go. Have fun! (You may also want to move saves around)
 
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