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shadowtempered

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They are better and great for some situations, but they were not really designed for flying around in an office or something. XD
Who needs stealth when we know our fairies will sit outside a corporate HQ and bombard it with missles. They totally nuke a fairy they didn't know to protect an elf who treats everyone like shit. Our fairies are totally the "scorched earth" type where Ashley is concerned. Ashley doesn't even have any real events with Slyvia, they still nuked that fairy. So in reality our fairies are just "nuke it from orbit".

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I still think it's just so much easier to wrap the fairies with a bunch of firecrackers then light the firecrackers and launch the fairies at the target with the trebuchet. Some fairies may be harmed in this manner, but they can always just walk it off. :sneaky:
 
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Although, come to think of it, with Kali's new position she might be able to gain access to military androids, and set them up so that the wingless faery's could climb inside of them and control of them.
 
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Although, come to think of it, with Kali's new position she might be able to gain access to military androids, and set them up so that the wingless faery's could climb inside of them and control of them.
Fairy copters combine, form Fairtron!
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Form, Blazing Sword!
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Pretty sure Farquad is made to be satire of Rober Iger (the Disney CEO) so... please god no.
Is that who Cornwall is based on? Now it all makes sense! ...wait. NM.
 
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theres such a thing as stealth helicopters you know
afaik stealth choppers are stealth to radar … not sound
Only in movies 7115265C-B846-4901-9C5C-BDDC8EA9C01F.jpeg whisper mode activate!
I forget exactly but it’s possibly Airwolf (tv series) had a whisper mode as well but unsure …iirc airwolfs big deal was that it had multi Mach speed capability and aero dynamic impossibilities like helicopter-ing upside down and F-22 Raptor banking capabilities.

Although, come to think of it, with Kali's new position she might be able to gain access to military androids, and set them up so that the wingless faery's could climb inside of them and control of them.
Like the little alien in MiB !!!
but instead of the human looking droid …. it’s Kali’s & Nia’s reprogrammed military droids!!!
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I forget exactly but it’s possibly Airwolf (tv series) had a whisper mode as well but unsure …iirc airwolfs big deal was that it had multi Mach speed capability and aero dynamic impossibilities like helicopter-ing upside down and F-22 Raptor banking capabilities.
The had. What you didn't believe what Hollywood and all others show us?
But I'm sure the bugs are coming! Either that or we have warp 10 or solid green. :p

But back to the topic of fairies. You could use trebuchets and fairies, put C4 on their back and dip them in contact glue and fire them upon your enemies. Silent invisible bombing, what could possibly go wrong? :ROFLMAO:
 

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But back to the topic of fairies. You could use trebuchets and fairies, put C4 on their back and dip them in contact glue and fire them upon your enemies. Silent invisible bombing, what could possibly go wrong? :ROFLMAO:
I think that we are supposed to be protecting the faeries too.
It would be better to attach C-4 to poodles, then dip them into the glue and launch them with the trebuchets.
 
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But back to the topic of fairies. You could use trebuchets and fairies, put C4 on their back and dip them in contact glue and fire them upon your enemies. Silent invisible bombing, what could possibly go wrong? :ROFLMAO:
:p
Maybe we can just attach a crystal to the c4, and have them make it invisible... Not sure how long it will stay invisible if they are not touching it, but...
 

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I notice it only now, but we have three fairies (even winged) and one (currently) depleted big "magic" crystal. So, in theory we have all things, if we can recharge the crystal to hide us or any other person.

So, recharge the crystal go to Cornwall, put a knee into his nuts.:LOL:
Or give Kali's father a call and request that he send us millions, so we can (find and) buy one (very) big charged "magic" crystal and the go to Cornwall...
 
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I notice it only now, but we have three fairies (even winged) and one (currently) depleted big "magic" crystal. So, in theory we have all things, depleted if we can recharge the crystal to hide us or any other person.

So, recharge the crystal go to Cornwall, put a knee into his nuts.:LOL:
Or give Kali's father a call and request that he send us millions, so we can (find and) buy one (very) big charged "magic" crystal and the go to Cornwall...
Finding a new source is pretty high on the list if priorities right now. Need to talk to Sylvia and the fairies to see how much lore we can get about them, and find a new supply. Her mine can't be the only one in the world, after all, and if it is, there should be some way to export some somehow.
Underground, black market, crystal exports! :p
 

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Finding a new source is pretty high on the list if priorities right now. Need to talk to Sylvia and the fairies to see how much lore we can get about them, and find a new supply. Her mine can't be the only one in the world, after all, and if it is, there should be some way to export some somehow.
Underground, black market, crystal exports! :p
Or it lies just around the corner at your local jeweller for 99'999'999.99.
Would like to see and hear the phone call between MC and Mr. Trenero.

"Hi"
"Who's there?"
"MC, boyfriend of Kali and Lucia and many others"
"So?:mad:"
"I want money."
"What?!:mad::mad::mad: I already give you 10 grands."
"Yes, but that is not enough."
"What?!:mad::mad::mad:"
"Do you know this little crystal that are very rare and cost more than gold?"
"Yes, I know them..."
"I want one."
"To give Kali as a present?:love:"
"No."
":mad::mad::mad: ....To give Lucia as a present?"
"No."
"What?!:mad::mad::mad:"
"Well, you know Mr. Cornwall"
"You want ... to give him ... one ... as a present?!:oops::oops::oops:"
"No."
...
"Mr. Trenero?"
"Yes, boy? What do you want to do with one of them?"
"Well, I can't really say it"
"So, you want money from me, for a crystlal that is neither for Kali nor Lucia nor Mr. Cornwall. Do you even know how much this things cost?!?"
"Yes, only 99'999'999.99 and it was a bargain."
:eek::eek::eek:
...
"Mr. Trenero?"
"Yes, only 99'999'999.99? What have you done to get one this "cheap"?!"
"I can't really say that either."
"Look, I like you, I really do. You have a positive influence for Kali and her sister. But without knowing more, I can't do anything. Is that clear?"
:unsure::unsure::unsure:
Some whispering can be heard.
"Well, I need that crystal to go invisible with the help of three fairies. Then I will search for Mr. Cornwall and put my knee into his nuts."
"And for that you need the bargain crystal for only 99'999'999.99. You know I could hire someone for 100 who do the same? I could even order one from my payroll to do that. I wouldn't need the 100 million expensive crystal for that or some magical fairies!"
"It is only 99'999'999.99 because I made a deal with the shop owner and he had give me a discount from the regualr price, because I had sex with Kali and Lucia in his shop under his eyes."
"You had what?!:mad::mad::mad:"
"I must hang up, Kali wants to talk to me.:whistle:"
 
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Finding a new source is pretty high on the list if priorities right now. Need to talk to Sylvia and the fairies to see how much lore we can get about them, and find a new supply. Her mine can't be the only one in the world, after all, and if it is, there should be some way to export some somehow.
Underground, black market, crystal exports! :p
I'm surprised you haven't looked into the possibility of recharging the crystals through headpats. :ROFLMAO:
 
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