TheDevian is posting Elder Delilah's pro-goverment, pro-slavery, pro-Gaius, pro-church, pro-Elder Delilah, anti-Lin, anti-headpats propaganda?
But that's can't be real! Wait, it is? No, that's impossible! He is the most famous headpatter! He loves Lin and headpats! But it is happening!
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE? DID THEDEVIAN BETRAYED US AND LIN? IS THEDEVIAN A TRAITOR? NO THAT CAN'T BE POSSIBLE! WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?
Unless...
No, that can't be...
But what if it is...
IT WAS ALL A LIE! ALL HIS TALKS AND MEMES ABOUT HEADPATS WERE A LIE TO CONVINCE LIN AND US TO TRUST HIM! HIS HEADPATS COUNT WAS FAKE! HE WAS WORKING FOR CORNWALL AND/OR ELDER DELLILAH THE WHOLE TIME EVEN BEFORE RUNEY STARTED TO DEVELOP THE GAME!
Wait, what if THEDEVIAN WAS ELDER DELILAH IN DISGUISE THIS WHOLE TIME? OR HE COULD BE CORNWALL IN DISGUISE! OR HE COULD BE ARCHON IN DISGUISE! Wait, ARCHON doesn't work for Elder Delilah, right?
No that is all nonsense. It is just a coincidence. Yeah, it must be just a coincidence.