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well it'll be short marriage then but at least you will leave young wife behind to find new hubby.When I marry Emma
I'm going to start calling Suzi 'sis' just to piss her off
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I thought of something else.
What if I get Emma to pretend we are having sex when we hear Suzi get home?
I love pissing Suzi off.
What if I get Emma to pretend we are having sex when we hear Suzi get home?
I love pissing Suzi off.
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A cunning plan, bro, as reliable as a Swiss watch, the only thing I don't understand is why you need Emma for this?
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Come vist me in case my country don't extradicts fugitives...(only for capital ofenses)
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Your country is a livin breathin capital offense. Have to watch your back 24/7/365 and sleep with one eye open.Come vist me in case my country don't extradicts fugitives...(only for capital ofenses)
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But what I mean is, if you're going to pretend to have sex and not actually have sex, you don't need Emma. Just tell Suzi you touched Emma and enjoy the eternity!
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Only if my mother in Law visits us......Your country is a livin breathin capital offense. Have to watch your back 24/7/365 and sleep with one eye open.
edit: now serious, I changed Munich for this where I'm living and it is Peacefull, and safe, not even need to lock doors , or use alarm systems .
I don't know where you think that I live. truth to be said, It is a bit atypical to rest of Latam.
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I'm sure she'll love me. All mother in laws do. No idea why.Only if my mother in Law visits us......
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At least Emma can then live comfortably off of your life insurance.When I marry Emma
I'm going to start calling Suzi 'sis' just to piss her off
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There's a clause to that. At least last I remember and my memory is faulty. In the US at least, you have to be married a minimum of 1 year before a spouse can receive life insurance payment.
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But there was somethin I heard of once where someone gave their life insurance and wrote someone into a will that they didn't even know and had only met in passin. So, who tf knows.That.... might be a problem...
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Then you would henceforth be known as Josh the Eunich
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lol I totally read that in Emperor Palpatine's voice.Then you would henceforth be known as Josh the Eunich
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As well you should. Young Josh I am afraid your genitals will be inoperable when Suzi is through with you
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Charlotte wants to talk
Emma teases the MC
Charlotte and the MC arrive home
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