"Hey, i found a great new game, very hot, i think you might like it!"You may make fun of the title, but this was the short option. The other title was, "I got hit by a bus and then got Isekai'd into another world where I realized I was a stone. I met a bunch of hot girls who were in peril and decided I wanted to protect them, so I tried to get stronger by gaining exp and leveling up, and sometimes we get to do fun sexy things together because they appreciate my protection."
"Ok, i am all ears."
"Well, can't recommend it."
"Whut? ... I thought it was great? Any serious reason why you cant recommend?"
"Nah .. just can't remember the darn title ... all 65 words."