"OF DROW and HUMAN relations (petty weak mortals) s-sorry guys I had to put that in her sister is watching me: "
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DM: You ignore the girl hitting on you at a tavern. She tries again by gently stroking your arm, inquisitively asks "
Won't you ask me to sit down?" and roll for Charisma.
Player:
rolls a 18 "AAAND with my Natural 18.. I tell her
'I don't like her outfit. That mask is creepy. I'm not interested in casual things'..."
DM: "Roll for Wisdom check - 12 minimum"
Player:
rolls a 1
DM: "OOOF"
sigh "Roll for Constitution check 10 minimum and Intelligence check 12 minimum."
Player: "What? Why?"
DM: "I'm waiting..."
Player: "FINE"
rolls a 3 and a 5 "Shit..."
DM: "The lady leaves quietly but you feel like you gravely offended her."
10 minutes later.
DM: "Something with the food and drink gets to you... You feel the bile rising up in your throat. You rise to go outside and empty your stomach.."
Player:
nods
DM: "You find some bushes with piles of sawdust strewn about. and proceed wrenching the contents of your guts. The same woman you saw appears again. But now she has dropped her hoodie and mask and can see two Ioun stones and a circlet. She seems like a regular Elf. '
Tummy Ache?' she asks while smirking.
Player: ... "I cast 'Know Alignment'"
DM: Chaotic Neutral "She gives you a hearty smile and says '
HA!' "
Player: "I ask 'Did you want something? Some gold or a quest or what."
DM: She responds "She drops into a casual smile, '
I was curious... But NOW...I'm not sure... I think I feel bored. You pretend to be Good.. but you are really arrogant and unkind.' she says while removing her hair pin and pointing at your chest and casts whatever is stored in it."
Player:
!!! "I throw my arms up and activate my ring of magic protection!!!"
DM: Roll for Consitution, Wisdom and Intelligence.
Player: "Fine.."
14, 10, 6
DM: "The stored Power Word Kill goes off cleanly and bypasses your attempted defense, your heart explodes. Just as you start to drop to your knees and your vision fades you hear 'These maggots aren't even civil anymore. Pity he seemed handsome." As the world fades from existence.
Player: "Why?"
DM: "She was making an effort, you looked a her, ignored her, you insulted her, she didn't "poison" your food and drink but she did get some oil in it you didn't notice."
Player: ... "Why didn't I detect a lie. Or Detect Evil?"
DM: Because she wasn't lying, she wasn't evil and she didn't want to harm you, had you let her sit down she would have looked after you... maybe something else. Guess you'll never know.
Player: "What did she look like?"
DM: "Now you ask?"
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DM: "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned..."