I was going to play these mini-games and out of spite prove to you complainers that you're all scrubs and not a true gamer like me. And yes, while I did win both rounds, and even did a perfect match on my second round, this was unreasonably difficult. Like I was actually try-harding, which is fine when playing a normal game, but not a porn game! I don't wanna try-hard, I'm trying to GET hard!
So yeah, I'm mostly in agreement with those you are complaining about the mini-games, or at least this very first Street Kombat one. But I'm not angry with the game, I just think it would be reasonable to have a more forgiving timer on the mouse-icon circles. As a competitive person, who likes to win, but still be able to pick the 'submissive' 'foot-massage'-choice, that's how a game wins me over...
