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bethrezen0

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Jan 27, 2022
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Yeah, no. This game isn't good at all, and it's not even the version from the screenshots, this one barely has any content.

Animations are very choppy, game itself is broken, Why do i have to hold the game's window for bars to start filling ? shit's bugged probably. Even if it wasn't, the gameplay itself seems very repetitive and not exactly fun.
Neither does it really fit for a porn game, it's another one of those where you should look and focus your attention on everything but the girl.
And the grinding is just the cherry on top of this shit cake.

The scummy dev shit appears to be present too. Paywalling content behind some EXCLUSIVE version. 20$ please to unlock all the content in a early access alpha build of the game(On itch.io) that looks and plays like a flash game.

Maybe it can get better in future versions, but it really feels like a shameless cashgrab.
-Multiple paid versions and a crippled free one.
-Sorta common fetish that don't have much games purely about it.(it have much more of a weight gain vibe than inflation tho in my opinion, so idk if dev even sure who he wants cater to )
-The most popular characters from most mainstream media.
-Simple minigame gameplay with nothing original or innovative going on.
 
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sarashi

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May 4, 2018
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Whoever hates grindy stuff. take your hands off this game or else your sanity might break
 

Sihn8

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Dec 26, 2017
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Gameplay is unplayable garbage unfortunately. The Juice doesn't flow for like 5 minutes then it fills up lightning fast giving you barely enough time to get 3 matches in so you maybe get 20 coins. And it's like 500 coins to buy anything. Good lord was this meant to be a pay 2 win mobile game? Or was the developer just raised on them so they think that's fun?
the dev claims to have reworked the mechanics in the 0.40 update. which is out for patrons but not here. so your problems might have already been fixed and you're just playing an outdated version.
 

Gummiel

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the dev claims to have reworked the mechanics in the 0.40 update. which is out for patrons but not here. so your problems might have already been fixed and you're just playing an outdated version.
the basic 0.40 was released for public for free on itch like a day before this request was even posted here, though you do have to pay for the chubby or monstrous version
 

aCertainGem

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Jul 25, 2021
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Glad someone uploaded this, though it coming out at the same time as a version update and being a step behind that feels odd.

The game certainly feels like a cash-grab, but it might also be a dev with little in the way of original ideas?
Frieren has multiple body parts to target, but the other girls locked behind the paywalls don't - AND their art looks noticeably less refined?

Anyway, the instructions suck.

Once the stage starts, all of the gauges on the right side start filling.
Pressing space while the needle on the bottom is over the green segment will turn on a green light for the selected gauge.
Pressing space while the needle on the bottom is over any other segment will turn OFF a green light for the selected gauge.
Once all of the lights for a gauge are lit, the gauge will drain and inflate the girl according to how full the gauge was, thus filling the bar on the left. Buying more "pipes" from the shop will increase this amount. After the gauge has drained, it will start filling up faster.

The stage ends when either the left bar is full (win) or one of the gauges on the right fills up (lose). Either will reward you with coins based on how full the left bar was.

Since you can't press space in rapid succession, you'll want to stagger your gauges and trigger them when they're close to full. Turning on all of the lights ASAP is NOT how you play the game.

There's something to this game, but it's real fucking rough right now and they're asking up to $20 for it...
The 0.40 changes are also not really what's needed, especially since all you can "win" out of the game are the same animations over and over.
 

titaniusx

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Dec 26, 2020
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The following review of me got removed cuz it apparently doesnt show why the game is bad so im reposting it here for you to not waste your time:
"If you really really really really really really really really really really really dont value your time and like to watch 3rd rate inflation gifs then this is for you.
This dev really likes coding :poop: "
 
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KL-001-A

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Dec 16, 2019
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The following review of me got removed cuz it apparently doesnt show why the game is bad so im reposting it here for you to not waste your time:
"If you really really really really really really really really really really really dont value your time and like to watch 3rd rate inflation gifs then this is for you.
This dev really likes coding :poop: "
Well yeah, if the review looked like that, you padded out the word count with like 10 "really"s and the review itself doesn't say much, condensed down to "wastes your time, bad animations, bad coding". At the very least you could've framed the "doesn't value your time" as "you barely get any money per round" or "grindy as fuck" or something.
NGL I'm kinda glad F95's kinda picky about this stuff, I hate thumbing through Metacritic/Steam reviews and half of them are like "I like [character]'s butt", or "good", or "here's my cat, Pickle. Repost him for good luck!", or "ignore the haters, the game's amazing, 10/10", or "ignore the simps, the game's awful, 0/10" and you learn nothing about the game or what makes it good/bad.

That said, I don't expect anyone to make a 9999-point checklist of grievances like I did, I probably overdid it, heh.
 

titaniusx

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Dec 26, 2020
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Well yeah, if the review looked like that, you padded out the word count with like 10 "really"s and the review itself doesn't say much, condensed down to "wastes your time, bad animations, bad coding". At the very least you could've framed the "doesn't value your time" as "you barely get any money per round" or "grindy as fuck" or something.
NGL I'm kinda glad F95's kinda picky about this stuff, I hate thumbing through Metacritic/Steam reviews and half of them are like "I like [character]'s butt", or "good", or "here's my cat, Pickle. Repost him for good luck!", or "ignore the haters, the game's amazing, 10/10", or "ignore the simps, the game's awful, 0/10" and you learn nothing about the game or what makes it good/bad.

That said, I don't expect anyone to make a 9999-point checklist of grievances like I did, I probably overdid it, heh.
the games literal trash theres nothing to salvage :ROFLMAO:
 
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TheUsernameIsTaken

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Jun 12, 2024
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I dont understand how that works ... nothing is filling up ... o_O
If you're playing before the new version (0.25), you get this kind of buffer where the filling begins after you finish that initial 3-light sequence 5 times (Can be any combination). If you're on the newest version (0.40), the game starts right away with no buffer
 

KL-001-A

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Dec 16, 2019
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the games literal trash theres nothing to salvage :ROFLMAO:
I mean I like the idea and I love inflation/expansion, but the game's just awful to play, and hard to look at (both physically and visually).
Maybe they'll improve it eventually, I don't know, I've been surprised before.
What kinda stinks is that sometimes I like to quickly research a dev to see how they act/react (especially to criticism), but the guy doesn't seem to chat much and I can't gauge if he's one of those "well fuck you, you're not a dev" kinds of devs or one that would respond kindly if someone says they don't like it.
I do this to see if it's worth following someone long-term (though fuck spending $20 on a FINISHED porn game, let alone $20/mo for a WIP one.)

Current judgement: I don't know, the dev isn't active enough socially to really make a call, though the game being one of those "look at A and B while the porn is at C" games means there's a high chance he doesn't playtest his own shit, which is a red flag for me. For now, no judgement yet.
 

TheUsernameIsTaken

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Jun 12, 2024
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I mean I like the idea and I love inflation/expansion, but the game's just awful to play, and hard to look at (both physically and visually).
Maybe they'll improve it eventually, I don't know, I've been surprised before.
What kinda stinks is that sometimes I like to quickly research a dev to see how they act/react (especially to criticism), but the guy doesn't seem to chat much and I can't gauge if he's one of those "well fuck you, you're not a dev" kinds of devs or one that would respond kindly if someone says they don't like it.
I do this to see if it's worth following someone long-term (though fuck spending $20 on a FINISHED porn game, let alone $20/mo for a WIP one.)

Current judgement: I don't know, the dev isn't active enough socially to really make a call, though the game being one of those "look at A and B while the porn is at C" games means there's a high chance he doesn't playtest his own shit, which is a red flag for me. For now, no judgement yet.
I will say that there was someone on the creator's discord that intially supported, but then they released the new update just when their support has expired and got really upset that he wanted to wait until someone posted the premium version for free. I'm kind of in the same boat because the the creator doesn't even post sneak peaks or any of that sort, and if you go on the server and read her response to someone talking about how he gets more from other creators for the same amount of money or less, then you can kind of see how it makes sense.
 

titaniusx

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Dec 26, 2020
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If this game was a gallery youd have material for 45s you are insane to think this will get any better as he tried to stretch out the 45 seconds into 2 hours. This dev has no idea what good gameplay is wants to scam you.:ROFLMAO:
Devs like this are the reason no one wants to pay for them.
 
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