nn222

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I, for what it's worth, am very proud of Sad Crab. We're almost at 0.12. If we extrapolate this progress out to version 0.99, which is when I assume it will be done, we arrive at the distant year of 2190. Most of us will be dead by then, but that's a sacrifice Team Crab is willing to make.

As an aside, are any posters here billionaires by any chance with access to virgin boy blood transfusions? I'd like to unnaturally prolong my life to one day fuck Hermione in this game.
 

Deskitteh

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I, for what it's worth, am very proud of Sad Crab. We're almost at 0.12. If we extrapolate this progress out to version 0.99, which is when I assume it will be done, we arrive at the distant year of 2190. Most of us will be dead by then, but that's a sacrifice Team Crab is willing to make.

As an aside, are any posters here billionaires by any chance with access to virgin boy blood transfusions? I'd like to unnaturally prolong my life to one day fuck Hermione in this game.
Bonus points if you read "That's a sacrifice Team Crab is willing to make." in Zapp Brannigan or Lord Farquad's voice.
 
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cxx

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save game please
game is nearing another remake so no use.

I remember the dev being here and actively engaging in discussions in this thread, what happened to that?
1 is still at least occasional visitor, left cause they need more time for devving and some started leaking patreon versions. not forgetting general negativeness (earned) towards game.

Look just one page before this one, JUST ONE PAGE!
just fyi, 1 or 2 post above is too far.
 

Flynn13

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I am hung up on the extra classes while disguised as Hermione. I have completed the path many times but the game does not allow me to move on. Is there a way to move past this I would appreciate some help.
 

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I still remember discovering this game in high school, now I'm about to have my first job and I think I'll never be able to see more than one pixel of sex in the game.
seen similar on other threads but it was about graduating from college after playing game when was in high school or child going to school and daddy played game before kid was born etc.
 

Des_IJIt

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seen similar on other threads but it was about graduating from college after playing game when was in high school or child going to school and daddy played game before kid was born etc.
kinda based

also, did you notice that academy 34 changed the names of the in-game character, and this game did not? blizz hunt every parody they can or what?
 

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also, did you notice that academy 34 changed the names of the in-game character, and this game did not? blizz hunt every parody they can or what?
only rowling can get names changed but she doesn't care so some other reason.
 

diras2010

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Special painting style, full-motion CG, this game is great, but the update feels a bit slow (y)
To add salt to the injury, the telegram channel is filled with speedpaint videos, inane polls and some other miscellaneous stuff, demonstrating that the devs are focusing in something else, instead of taking that time and using it on being productive regarding the game ans its content

I don't have any problem with they posting info regarding the state of the next update, what has been done and what's left to be done, however wasting time on that other stuff... doesn't sat well for me
 

Gojo/infinity

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I can't believe that in 1 year the game will be 10 years old And that we probably won't be able to fuck one of the 4 girls yet I don't know if it's funny or so sad Especially since there are people who must have been waiting for 10 years to be able to fuck Hermione :ROFLMAO:
 

cxx

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I can't believe that in 1 year the game will be 10 years old And that we probably won't be able to fuck one of the 4 girls yet I don't know if it's funny or so sad Especially since there are people who must have been waiting for 10 years to be able to fuck Hermione :ROFLMAO:
there were sexual thingies with girls but those got removed updates ago.
 
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Morgos

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These guys go out of their way to make the game as least sexy as they can, so I'm just waiting to see the next update/remake they do that removes the main character and just make the whole game about Snape jerking it to Dobby.

Seeing how, no matter the situation, the main character runs to Snape for every little thing. :rolleyes:

It's really funny how easy it would be, in terms of making narrative decisions, for things to be way more sexy and entertaining, but the devs seem to go out of their way to avoid that. I guess they're too committed to trying to milk people's donations and so are afraid to give anything that might satisfy a player. Gotta keep them in that cope state of "surely, the next update will be sexy."

Ex: "I wonder about these sexy panties Daphne is talking about. I sure wish I knew more about them. Do I: A) Call Daphne and have her show me her panty ideas, and then make her model them for me herself, or B) Call Snape and ask him to hold my dick and whisper mean things into my ear."

Devs choose B every time.

Quest: "I want to breathe."
A: "Inhale."
B: "Discuss breathing with Snape."



That all said, I kinda want to play the OG Witch Trainer again. It's basically this game anyway, but there's actually lewd content. Shame that it's just Hermione. Were those mods that added other girls ever completed or nah?
 

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These guys go out of their way to make the game as least sexy as they can, so I'm just waiting to see the next update/remake they do that removes the main character and just make the whole game about Snape jerking it to Dobby.
snape has his own girls to bang.
 
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