PhineasFlynn
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- Feb 1, 2020
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It is an indisputable historical fact that a politician is born from anal sex with an ugly, evil woman.I thought it was reptile and rainbow colored eggs, respectively. TIL.
It is also scientifically proven that a unicorn is born from anal sex with a beautiful, nice woman.
Every time someone shoots a video on a mobile phone at high altitude, a unicorn somewhere dies. This regulates their population.
Unfortunately, politicians have no natural predators and are therefore greatly overpopulated.
Moreover, because they are completely spoiled, they will never achieve anal with a nice girl. In this way, they themselves significantly expand their population.