XIMENA: ...huh, who is MC to you Val ? Don't you have an bf...
Val: ...NO, mama don't...
MC: Val you have a bf !! You played me all this time!
Val: MC... it's not like it sounds...(totaly is)
Gabi: Let's go home MC, i will take good care of you
Gabi's home: door bell rings, again they are interrupted, Gabi swearing opens the door.
Santi: I have brought the last documents, with this we're finaly done with the divorce and can go separate ways...(sees MC)...YOU
MC: Dad...!?
Santi: Dad ?...shit you are Emily's son...
Gabi: ...SHIT
Or something like that
herm you forgot...
Santi: well this is awkward
MC: yeahh
Gabi: well... anyone up for tea?
Santi: yes, we need to clear the air!
MC: but... you knew this Gabi?
Gabi: i sort of suspected but!
Santi: look whats done is done, who is born is born so!
Gabi: and i am still childless!
Santi: clearly this handsome young man proves its not my fault!
Gabi: fuck off Santi, how are you supposed to get me pregnant when you are never around!
Santi: i am here now!
Gabi: yeah with the divorce papers, take a hint you moron!
MC: herm about that tea!
Santi: look Gabriela i know i might not be the best husband but hear me out!
Gabi: you´re about to get a tea pot smashed in your face!
Santi: already handled the kettle so
MC: wait what?
Santi: Oh son you´re in for a surprise, this one is a violent one!
Gabi: don´t give me the reason and you won´t get the lashes
MC: kinky
Gabi: you shut up!
Santi: don´t stiffle my childs creativity!
Gabi: fuck 10 minutes ago you didn´t even knew he existed
Gabi: you have no bonds besides the blood that you shooting your cheap seed created
Santi: you are probably right! Hey son wanna do some father son activity and build a relationship?
MC: what are you sugesting?
Santi: well considering what we have at hand right now... threesome?
MC: father and son spitroasting a hot slut?
Gabi: FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU ARE INDEED FATHER AND SON, FUCK OFF YOU ASSHOLES!
*10 minutes later
Gabi: wtf just happened?
Santi: don´t tell your mom son, but want a cigarette?
MC: nahh i am track and field, can´t do that shit!
Gabi: fuck... how did this shit happened? gonna need to go to the bathroom and clean up
Santi: yeah we did leave you all sticky and shit
MC: indeed, high 5 dad?
Santi: HIGH FIVE SON
*both high five each other
MC: we should have done it while doing your wife
Santi: ex-wife and i got the papers to prove it!
gabi: I HEARD THAT YOU WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT!
Santi: LIKE FATHER LIKE SON AND YOU DESERVE IT FOR NEVER GIVING THE ASS!
MC: wait what?
Santi: she is not into anal
MC: herm *flips his eye lashes at santi
Santi: NO WAYYYYY
Santi: fuck, now i know what a being a proud father feels like!