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Mortarion

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Women always prefer the truth. The only exception is when they ask whether they look fat in their dress. :ROFLMAO:
ouch, thats a battle you can only lose and has nothing to win. :p

I remember the same situations with my ex-wife.

wife "honey, i am looking fat?"

me "no"

wife "you just dont want to hurt my feelings"

me "erm, well. to be honest nope"

suddenly was mowing the lown really important.

i dont get women, always the same, in all countrys. 176cm tall 60kg 75C, but complain about bodyfat... o_O
 

Mortarion

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I can lift my wife with one hand and I'm not really strong at all, but my wife still thinks she's fat whenever she's in front of a mirror. Must be hardcoded inside the second X chromosome.
I know exactly what you mean...

Weiber ...

Wie heisst es so schön in Deutschland?
"Wer Frauen versteht kann auch Holz schweissen"




What's the word in Germany?
"He who understands women can also weld wood"
 

OutOfAshes

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I can lift my wife with one hand and I'm not really strong at all, but my wife still thinks she's fat whenever she's in front of a mirror. Must be hardcoded inside the second X chromosome.
yeah is always the same..conversation

She: I'm Looking fat
Me: no your not fat. you looking great
She: no look i'm fat
me: annoyed ok you looking fat.
she: get angry and storms out ..

i dont get it
 

thorin0815

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yeah is always the same..conversation

She: I'm Looking fat
Me: no your not fat. you looking great
She: no look i'm fat
me: annoyed ok you looking fat.
she: get angry and storms out ..

i dont get it
When my wife gets upset about something (like being fat), she often speaks in her mother tongue. Then at least every now and then I have the excuse that I hardly understand Japanese.

Otherwise, selective perception must be activated, the word fat is completely ignored, apart from the topic of food.
 

Mortarion

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When my wife gets upset about something (like being fat), she often speaks in her mother tongue. Then at least every now and then I have the excuse that I hardly understand Japanese.
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Same for my ex, but she was born in swiss. If she was raging she was falling unconscious into swiss german. The problem was i could hardly keep my laughter under control in this situations. No need to say thst this was not the smartest way to deescalte her. :ROFLMAO:
 

thorin0815

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Same for my ex, but she was born in swiss. If she was raging she was falling unconscious into swiss german. The problem was i could hardly keep my laughter under control in this situations. No need to say thst this was not the smartest way to deescalte her. :ROFLMAO:
I have to laugh at the thought of it alone, do the Swiss even have swear words that also sound like swear words? There is hardly a language that sounds "cuter".
 

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